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Kevin Slowey was Framed!

All the effort of some sort of horrible amalgamation of Denny Hocking, Matt Tolbert and Nick Punto. But no frosted tips. Now with puns!

  1. Monday Morning Madness: July 15, 2013

    If you gave me a list of outcomes from this weekend's series with the Yankees, I would have ordered their likelihood as such:

    1. Yankees Sweep
    2. Yankees spontaneously combust; Yankee dust sweeps Twins
    3. Yankees win 2 of 3; Twins win game 2 because all Yankees oversleep
    4. Yankees win 2 of 3 fair and square
    5. Twins win 2 of 3 because all Yankees lock their keys in their cars
    6. Twins win 2 of 3 fair and square
    7. The universe ends abruptly
    8. Twins Sweep

    Of course, watching the Yankees ...
  2. Monday Morning Madness: June 9, 2013

    The Scott Diamond Matrix?

    I made you a matrix:

    Plus Command Average Command
    Plus Stuff Jordan Zimmermann Sam Deduno
    Average Stuff Scott Diamond Rich Robertson

    I chose to use the word "average" to be kind to all stakeholders. By average, ...
  3. Finding Pedro Florimon's Value

    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    Yesterday, I unveiled what will almost certainly go down in history as my most popular original idea: a weekly (fake) mailbag. In that mailbag I asked myself... I mean, I was asked about the Twins player I am higher on than most. I chose Pedro Florimon because I think his defense can provide enough value to overcome his complete lack of contribution on offense. I am not sure I explained my point very well and I wasn't feeling good about ...

    Updated 03-16-2013 at 04:01 PM by Brad Swanson

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