Mr. Horrorpants

This morning, I sat down with my granola and Diet Mountain Dew, ready to begin my day. As my hindquarters hit the couch, and before my hand could reach the remote, I noticed a strange presence sitting in a chair in my living room. I was surprised, but somehow I recognized this intruder.

"Jason Tyner?" I asked.

Tyner nodded.

"How did you get in my living room?"

"You're imagining me here," he said. His mouth did not ...

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