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  1. Monday Morning Madness

    by , Yesterday at 08:00 AM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
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    Weekend Recap


    Welp. The Twins weren't really supposed to be good or even decent this season, so a 2-7 homestand isn't crazy. It's more disappointing, after what seemed like a such a positive start. Regardless, this franchise is clearly trending upward, even if this past week doesn't reflect that.

    The thing that struck me the most from the weekend was another shaky Scott Diamond start. I did a detailed breakdown ...
  2. 25 Minnesota Twins Drafts in 25 Days: 1993

    by , 05-17-2013 at 11:00 AM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    Welcome back! In my never-ending quest to recap old drafts (feature ends June 4), I present to you, if you missed them:

    1991

    1992


    Here's 1993, in all it's glory:

    The 1992 draft was a nightmare, but the 1993 draft was like the morning after a nightmare when you realize that none of what you experienced was real and that you are safe in your own bed, but then ohhhh there's blood on your ...
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  3. What is Oswaldo Arcia doing with his arms?

    by , 05-15-2013 at 07:39 PM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
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    The Minnesota Twins are going through a bit of a rough patch. The White Sox are terrible, but hit the Twins hard today and won the series. The Twins rotation is not performing. Mike Pelfrey seems jolly, but that's not enough. Vance Worley has cool glasses, but that's not cutting it. Pedro Hernandez is a lefty, but even that isn't getting the job done.

    In addition, there are questions about the offense. Is Josh Willingham ...
  4. 25 Minnesota Twins Drafts in 25 Days: 1990

    by , 05-14-2013 at 11:00 AM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
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    Hello Twins Daily! I am continuing my journey through the last 25 Minnesota Twins drafts. As promised, I will not post each here, as I don't want to create any clutter. If you are interested in previous entries, you can find them here:

    1988

    1989

    There! Here's 1990:

    The 1989 draft produced one of the biggest names of the Twins' last quarter-century, in Chuck Knoblauch. How could the ...
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  5. Monday Morning Madness

    by , 05-13-2013 at 07:00 AM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
    Weekend Recap

    Twins' starters combined for 2 strikeouts in 17 innings against the Orioles. Yikes. Baltimore doesn't strike out a lot as a team, but my goodness, 2 strikeouts in 17 innings? The starters have to do better than that. I get the whole pitch to contact, let the defense do their thing, battle, achieve success idea, but this is too extreme for me. Strikeouts aren't everything and some pitchers can get away with low totals. However, not many can get away with it for a ...
  6. 25 Minnesota Twins Drafts in 25 Days: 1988

    by , 05-12-2013 at 11:00 AM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
    Welcome to 25 drafts in 25 days! Over the next few weeks, I will be writing brief recaps of the last 25 drafts in Twins' history. This will all culminate with the 2013 draft, when the Twins will select 4th overall. I know that the MLB draft isn't as hyped as the NBA or NFL draft, due to the age and experience of the players involved, but the draft is an important tool used to build a franchise, especially for the Twins. This coming draft is extremely important, as the Twins have the opportunity ...
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  7. The Gardy-Hicks Saga: Speculation Sentral

    by , 05-10-2013 at 06:36 AM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
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    On Tuesday night, Aaron Hicks made a nice running catch and flipped the ball with his glove to Brian Dozier, all in one motion. I cheered; Ron Gardenhire hissed. Gardenhire was likely upset with how nonchalant Hicks was or perhaps jealous of how silky smooth Hicks is. Regardless, an ensuing "conversation" in the dugout was caught on FSN's cameras and set off an explosion of commentary and crying (mostly from me).

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  8. Monday Morning Madness

    by , 05-06-2013 at 08:05 AM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    Hello all. I'm going to try to be more consistent with my posts. I figure, if anyone actually wants to read the senseless ramblings of a madman, the madman should probably be conscientious enough to provide the ramblings in a consistent manner. A couple weeks back, I posted a Gimmick Post with some fun gimmicky ideas and I enjoyed writing it. I have also written some series recaps here and there, but I usually only have time to hit the ...
  9. Kevin Slowey Never Wins

    by , 05-04-2013 at 11:35 AM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
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    September 18, 2010. What does that day mean to you? Possibly nothing, perhaps more than that, but ultimately, it was just another day. It was just another day for Kevin Slowey as well. Slowey awoke fresh that morning, went to the ballpark and started a baseball game for the Minnesota Twins. Slowey pitched well, going 6.2 innings, giving up just two runs on five hits and a walk. He struck out eight and improved his record to 13-6. ...
  10. Friday Mailbag (5/3/2013)!!!!!

    by , 05-03-2013 at 08:31 AM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
    Welcome to the third installment of my (fake) mailbag. In the past, I have used this space to answer the tough questions that no one seems to want to actually ask me. Today, I have a treat! Actual questions! Well, not all of them. See if you can spot the fakes.

    Which flavor ice cream is Anthony Swarzak?
    ~ @ERolfPleiss on Twitter

    Now, this is a question!

    Well, he's certainly vanilla. That isn't a race-based statement, I just think he is kind of ...
  11. Shamelessly Exploiting Kevin Correia's Hot Start for Pageviews

    by , 04-30-2013 at 07:31 PM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
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    Do you like meaningless stats? Do you enjoy cherry-picking? How about fallacy?

    Are you enamored with Kevin Correia and his shockingly awesome start to this season?

    Do you like being asked questions?

    I thought it might be fun to look at Kevin Correia's stats, with an eye toward history and multiplication. If you think that sounds fun as well, please keep reading.

    Pro-rated stats
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    Updated 04-30-2013 at 07:33 PM by Brad Swanson

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  12. Weekend Thoughts - 4/28/2013

    by , 04-28-2013 at 09:53 PM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
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    The Twins split their four-game series with Texas this weekend. Unfortunately, I missed the Sunday game due to something called "Couples Shower." I was not aware of such thing, but have since decided that these should be outlawed completely. I won a game of Bingo where all the numbers were replaced with wedding terms. I was told I could pick any prize I wanted, so I chose "watching the Twins' game." This was met ...

    Updated 04-28-2013 at 10:08 PM by Brad Swanson

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  13. Exposing a Hidden Hall of Fame Player?

    by , 04-27-2013 at 03:45 PM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
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    Earlier this week, I wrote about Joe Mauer and his Hall of Fame career. I was really taken by just how well Mauer stacks up against catchers throughout history, players from this era and Hall of Famers in general. If you didn't read it, you can find it here. If you did read it, you can find it there too, but you probably shouldn't read it again. Read this instead. I thought, well, this is probably an exercise that I could complete for ...
  14. Winter Weather Blues - Gimmicks

    by , 04-22-2013 at 02:40 PM (Kevin Slowey was Framed!)
    Originally posted at Kevin Slowey was Framed!

    It seems that just about every Twins game is snowed or rained or winded out these days. When is MLB going to wake up and start banning weather from their games?!? If nothing else, the Twins should have no home games in April, just in case it snows. Then, they should have no home games in May because of melting. June would be out due to mosquitoes. September is probably pushing it when it comes to snow again. August can be quite sultry. ...
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