Fire Dan Gladden

The Twins did not make any deadline moves! Hide your women and children!

Anybody listed as non-player personnel in the Twins organization beware of flash mobs of angry Twins "fans" distrought over the fact that there were no trades today.

Ron Gardenhire - You will be doomed to write the same lineup as yesterday! The horror!

No trades to complain about how we were hosed!! No new players to mock and ridicule!!

Terry Ryan... can only whine about ...your "non-moves"...

Can't... watch... Span.. in... lineup... tonight...

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(running away from my computer screaming and cursing Bud Selig..)