- With horseplay and jumping rope threatening the health of the Minnesota Twins starting rotation, it's no wonder the Twins are firing off memos about the dangers of childhood hazards to their players. Kirsten Brown was fortunate enough to get her hands on one.
- Random thoughts from Mr. Horrorpants leads to a the question "Where is Parmelee?"
Not the Twins ballplayer. The country. And who else might be from this distant shore?