Twins Daily v. Internet Porn
by, 09-16-2012 at 04:50 AM (1657 Views)
I have been a Twins Daily participant since March of this year. It has sucked me in, and at times it has been educational, captivating and controversial.
My problem with Twins Daily is that I cannot find the time to fit internet porn into my schedule anymore. I am torn between two worlds and I am not sure what I should do?
In 2003, after work, I would roll myself a marijuana cigarette, smoke it, have a Rolling Rock beer and watch some internet porn.
In 2006, after work, I would lay out a line of crystal meth, snort it, crack open a 13 year old Zima I bought at a garage sale (13 cases) and watch some internet porn.
In 2010, after work, I would pop some pharmaceutical pain killers, drink some shots of Hot 100 and watch some internet porn.
In 2012, as an unemployed citizen, I take some Ibuprofen to relieve my back pain, tooth decay pain, and constant migraine headaches, while drinking a 5th of Vodka (yearning for a Zima) while participating on the Twins Daily website.
Come Monday, I enter a internet obsession rehab facility.
At least I will have my vodka and Ibuprofen… and maybe some porn rags.
Signing out (If the treatment takes hold)