Thread: Delmon Young's Fat Bonus

This story is just to hilarious! $600,000 to not be a fat slob.

Delmon Young Can Earn $600,000 In Bonus Money By Not Being A Fat Mess

damn, beat me to it. I was going to share the article. Unbelievable.

Hopefully Ryan is still listening to the same scouts that signed off on his idea to trade Garza and Bartlett for this potatohead.

Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.

Originally Posted by luke829

Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.

As well as a barrage of racial slurs (where applicable).

Originally Posted by snepp

As well as a barrage of racial slurs (where applicable).

I'll be willing to bet it was over one of three topics:

1. Money
2. Middle East politics
3. Who makes the best knish this side of the Mississippi

I wonder if they will publish the results of these 6 weigh-ins?

Now if Delmon would just grow a 'stache and find the right bowler hat.

Other incentives I heard that are in his contract:

$250k if he goes the whole season without throwing a bat at an umpire
$100k if he goes the entire season without doing a pirouette in the outfield
$500k for every walk he gets this season
$1 million if he goes the entire season without a reporter using "morals clause" and "Delmon Young's contract" in the same sentence.

One of the most over-rated prospects of ALL time.

Uhhh wow, I bet Delmon would be a fan of this gestapo style moderation here at twinsdaily.com that completely changed the title of this thread without my permission.

The proper title was/is: Delmon Young: Worthless piece of fat human ****!