Thread: Caption Contest: The Pavano

Cool! Does this thing miss bats, too?

Working on his Mario fireball throwing skills.mario-fireball2-pv.jpg

I hear they're making a Doctor Strange movie. With this trick and my 'stache, I'm a lock.

Jedi Master Pavano

Carl Pavano loves playing with his balls when nobody is looking.

"Hey buddy, 'stache this somewhere for me, will ya?"

"It's an illusion. Tricks are what whores do for money."

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Master trainer Carl Pavano releases a baseball into the wild. The baseball should return to him unharmed after delivering a message to Pavano's mate, Joe Mauer.

See Drew? This is how you do it without gloves.

Missed the deadline but . . .

100 IP in '05, $9 million.
45 IP in '06-'08, $29 million.
Stickin' it to the Yankees . . . PRICELESS.

And the winner is............................

Braybrooke. had gone away from the Club that evening firmly persuaded that his young friend had done the almost unbelievable thing, had fallen in love with Adela. Sellingworth. He was really perturbed about it. A. tremulous sense of the fitness of things governed his whole life, presided as it were over all his.actions. and even over most of his thoughts. . He instinctively shrank from everything that was bizarre, from everything that was, as he called it, "out of keeping.." He was responsible for the introduction of young.Craven.into Adela Sellingworth's life.. It would be very unfortunate indeed, it would be almost disastrous, if the result of that well-meant introduction were to be a preposterous. passion!