Caption Contest: The Pavano

Some of you may be aware that in addition to being a member of TwinsCentric, I also run an apparel company called DiamondCentric where we provide sports-themed t-shirts. This venture has mostly focused around the Twins but has since branched into other local sports teams. If you are a follower of ours on Facebook, you know that we often do Caption Contests, giving the winner who amuses us the most a free tee. I thought we'd bring the practice over to the Twins Daily community and rewards those of you who have visited our new site. So, for a free Duenslinger t-shirt, give us your best caption for this picture:Attachment 182**Winner will be chosen tomorrow (2/24 at 5 PM Twin Cities time)**

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Not impressed.

Pavano is getting ready for his audition as "Team Magician" now that Cuddyer has left.

"Pitcher's Fielding Practice"

Hot Potato!

Carl Pavano shows his fastball.

"If you think this ball makes my hands looks big, you should see them next to Barry Bonds's."

Decided to ditch the glove this year, you guys. Gonna just strike 'em all out. Bold move that lets 'em know you're a real man. Told the other guys about it to pump them up. They looked kind of confused, but you could tell they were impressed.

"Once I master this, I can will the ball into my teammates' gloves. Yeah, that'll improve our defense."

"Dear Baby Jesus, let this ball strike my face and I become concussed, for then I shall not have play this season."

Hat? Check!
Jersey? Check!
Pants? Check!
Glove? Dangit!!!!

the force of the downward plane

Come to Pavano

Learning to Juggle, one ball at a time.

Eyes closed and hands flopping about: it's how Pavano catches and Drew Butera hits.

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Originally Posted by Parker Hageman

Some of you may be aware that in addition to being a member of TwinsCentric, I also run an apparel company called DiamondCentric where we provide sports-themed t-shirts. This venture has mostly focused around the Twins but has since branched into other local sports teams. If you are a follower of ours on Facebook, you know that we often do Caption Contests, giving the winner who amuses us the most a free tee. I thought we'd bring the practice over to the Twins Daily community and rewards those of you who have visited our new site. So, for a free Duenslinger t-shirt, give us your best caption for this picture:Attachment 182**Winner will be chosen tomorrow (2/24 at 5 PM Twin Cities time)**

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"Lets see If I can earn my 30 million dollars with the Twins in a similar way I did with the Yankees"

"Hey Glen, fire this picture threw the internet, and have fans caption it."

Hey Joe, I can juggle the same number of balls you can hit out of Target Field in a season.

Who knew I could levitate this this baseball so easily?

"I'm catching Jason Marquis' bullpen right now."