They have played two games.
Oh come on man, last time I checked this is still a mlb team isn't it?
Is it really THAT much to ask of them to find a way to win a game in which they get a really good starting pitching performance, against a bad team?
To answer to your hilarious (and not atall condescending) anecdote, yes I think many of us expected them to be bad, but then again I think just as many have said they would be improved. Heck more than a few have even said .500. So far, this does not look like an improved team, and certainly not a .500 team.