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"Hey Ron Coomer, GET OFF MY LAWN!"
I didn't have Boss Nass pegged as a Twins fan.
"I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?"
"Hey fatty, shut up and pass my beer down"
this is marney gellner without her make-up
"Why does it suddenly smell like 'All-Star First Baseman' over here?"
"Ain't seen a gopher that big wearing a suit since Ken Dodd"
"This man next to me is not and never was a baseball player. Do you guys think I'm an idiot?"
"Now to Ron to meet the Twins 28th round draft pick and newest pitching prospect, Finneus Mauer!"
"When I was with the Yankees....blah, blah, blah."
HE was a Yankee?
Looks like the old man from "Up" finally made it to paradise