Gleeman and Geek in the booth (with special guests)
I know this apparently can't happen, but I would like a weekend series where Dick and Bert get a vacation and Gleeman and the Geek take over.
Aaron: "color" commentator, with dating advice.
John: play-by-play, in part because everyone knows that Aaron would simply shirk such responsibility.
Seth: Minor league update segments.
Parker: video analysis segments.
Nick: editorializing something.
We know this would be an improved product (insert inappropriate comment about a horde of clowns and hyenas also improving the product).