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Yesterday, 10:21 PM
Have a groupon for two car cleanings. Does that help?
Yesterday, 10:17 PM
Dude, my bad, butt it was a metaphor. Let it go!
Yesterday, 10:14 PM
Uhhh, mods? Pretty clear off-topic reference to climate denial...or alarmism.
No, really, perfect summary of the game and the experience.
Yesterday, 10:02 PM
You're probably right, but as long as he continues to employ his 'draw five to ten walks per inning' strategy, the tradeoff looks pretty good.
Yesterday, 09:55 PM
The Jays' pen was the multi-car pile-up, and we were the gawker slowdown. And I damn near rear-ended Ash. Wait, that didn't... where's the @#%ing delete button?
Yesterday, 09:50 PM
But higher velocity!
Wildness is more fun when the ball goes the wrong way, but really fast.
Yesterday, 09:43 PM
If you're talking to a fellow reliever, "See you in Buffalo" would suffice...
Yesterday, 09:20 PM
Will have to remember that one the next time hamburger demand dangerously outpaces hotdogs at the next cookout....
Yesterday, 09:12 PM
Mayo.com diagnostic engine says it's probably Trachselitis. The good news is that there's a new drug in the late stages of FDA approval. The bad news is that the possible side effects include...
Yesterday, 03:01 PM
Player, manager, front office, or broadcast?
04-15-2014, 11:23 PM
Great insider info, but doesn't that imply that he has limited range and unsoft hands?
Brilliant line, btw. Is there an anti-sarcasm emoticon?
04-15-2014, 11:02 PM
04-15-2014, 10:59 PM
Sticky: Alternate answer: Mom?
Alternate answer: Mom?
04-15-2014, 10:57 PM
And that's why ashe is a mod and I'm... well, me. Because my solution involved pickups and logging chains and a symbolic end to the wrong Paul Bunyan statue.
Anyway, Hughes got strikeouts. Means...
04-15-2014, 10:49 PM
04-15-2014, 09:42 PM
It's official. You're underpaid. Merit, not gender.
04-15-2014, 09:17 PM
Sticky: Moose Breeders?
04-15-2014, 09:06 PM
Godfather... ehh.. 'trilogy'. And the explanation in "You've Got Mail" for reinforcement.
04-15-2014, 08:49 PM
And if the high heeled boys can't stab, beware of the spark....
04-15-2014, 08:28 PM
But then he funnels that money into a Latin American academy for catchers who eschew home runs for reaching base... Moral quandary?
04-15-2014, 02:02 PM
Florimon isn't a starter on a contending team. So unless you believe the Twins are a contender in 2014, the only reason to worry about Florimon is that he's blocking a shortstop who will be a...
Not pictured: Snepp and glunn on shovel patrol...
Finally remembered the last time I saw two innings that crazy at the end of a game...
And then I accidentally clicked reply before I could finish. And then the edit button vanished!
Yeah, that's the ticket!
It's hard to believe that 1 inning and 45 minutes ago this was a cleanly-played pitchers' duel.