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Can't believe the resemblance didn't occur to me before......

Hey, look at the bright side. At least Hicksie got a hi... Oh. Wait. 0-5 and 3 more K's.

Reminds me of the Steven Wright one-liner: "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on...

I blame Doumit's framing and The Curse of Eric Gregg...

Good outcome of Duensing vs. Justin Upton = GWRBI xbh.

Bad outcome = thermonuclear explosion.

Well, it beats giving up the homer to Uggla. Sort of.

Fair enough. Clearly there are intangibles and subjective elements to consider when a GM pulls the Godfather strings on stuff like this. It's probably difficult to take measure of those events even...

FSN post-game wrapup: 'Kevin Correia struggles with turning back into Kevin Correia'.

Which is the more powerful and inevitable force... gravity, or the rise of Correia's ERA toward five?

Oh...

'Pssst! The clock keeps running if you don't run out of bounds, Robert Smith! Keep it quiet though, we don't want them to know we're running the clock out.'

It seems to me there was a doctor once who did hard time for 'helping' people deal with medical conditions like this.

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I envy even that hope, since mine ended in a steaming pile of Nick Blackburn.

Had an uncle who tried that, but my aunt made him stay at a special hotel that helps sleepy people wake up. Proceed with caution, if at all.

Yes, and Smalley dinged him for it by speculating that he might have been safe if he'd run through the bag. So that was good.

Nice job by Cy Correia to hang in there after the bad first inning.

Sensory issue. There's therapy for that.

I think I saw that on a bumper sticker in Forrest Gump.

And when the difference between 'nearly unprecedented' and 'unprecedented' makes the top 20 active player list on BBRef's Hall of Fame monitor, it makes the 'nearly' even nearer.

Yes, numerous references were made in the offseason and spring training about an open audition for center field, by both baseball writers and Twins managerial types, and nothing I quoted or inferred...

By addressing service time exclusively regarding the decision to rush Hicks to the majors, Ryan disdained any other arguments by default.

Also, isn't there at least some conflict in your appraisal...

Curious because you're approaching the situation with an open mind, right?

Lol j/k! Here's the first one:

"The guy has earned it," Ryan said of the former 14th overall draft pick in 2008. "I...

Jose Canseco likes this.

Good, save it and enjoy it when the sting of today's loss has worn off.

Yep, it was a joke, on account of Dempster pitched yesterday...

Y'all ain't laughin', though......

I'm not sayin' he's late on the heaters, but he K'ed on a Dempster fastball... today.

Wait, I left out snepp, who, despite his moderator status, appears surprisingly eager for a fight. Watch out, amateur Twins PR flacks, you don't want none o' that!...

Done and done. Now bring the heat, FO apologists! Lev, jokin and I are ready for you to do your worst...
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