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Yesterday, 08:36 PM
I'm from Iowa, I only work in Outer Space:
Yesterday, 08:23 AM
Game-time forecast: Mostly sunny. Winds blowing out to right field at 10-15 m.p.h. Temperature around 80.
I just couldn't wait to get game thread up... ChiTown has to wait to post the lineups.
07-21-2014, 10:37 PM
07-21-2014, 10:10 PM
Now that this one worked... I believe its protocol to use this one... Unaltered.
That makes you in charge of the rally cake.
07-21-2014, 09:36 PM
Okay ... who wants a piece? :)
07-21-2014, 09:23 PM
Sticky: What's that? ...
07-21-2014, 09:20 PM
"We have to get to .500 first, then go from there."
07-21-2014, 09:17 PM
Freakin and its variants also work.
07-21-2014, 09:03 PM
I'll reserve judgement. Chris is halfway there to a Golden Sombrero tonight8273.
07-21-2014, 08:56 PM
Sticky: How's it taste?
How's it taste?
07-21-2014, 08:54 PM
When my Son comes home from college... He brings Laundry.
07-21-2014, 08:46 PM
That just sounds gross, but from someone who hates coconut.... give me a cheesecake any day.
07-21-2014, 08:31 PM
It appears the Twins have collectively forgotten how to run the bases.
Which is understandable.
07-21-2014, 08:27 PM
Topped with Heinz 57 Sauce, AKA Lutheran Tabasco.
07-21-2014, 08:24 PM
It's like we're having our cake, and...and...there just has to be a joke in there somewhere.
Anywhoo...I was just informed it's Lutheran night. I'm thinking tater tot hotdish and jello for dinner.
07-21-2014, 08:08 PM
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
07-21-2014, 08:03 PM
07-21-2014, 08:01 PM
Sticky: Well played, sir. ...
Well played, sir.
07-21-2014, 07:57 PM
It always bothered me that, with my aversion to coconut, one of the very few food-acquiring survival tools the military offered was a gas-powered coconut opener.
The Twins are approaching 100 games played. For the season, this is no longer a small sample size. A number of players have surprising platoon splits--Parmelee, Nuñez, Pinto, Fuld, and Colabello...
Rochester - Gene Glynn
New Britain - Jeff Smith
Ft. Myers - Doug Mientkiewicz
Cedar Rapids - Jake Mauer
Elizabethton - Ray Smith
My assumption is that Mientkiewicz would be offered the...
07-20-2014, 09:31 PM
This is what I am BOOKING (a vacation).
When I see these two faces, at least I know that I will be drugged, and tricked into believing my fantasies are...
It's proven fact participating in the HR derby messes up your swing.
Unfortunately, I can provide plenty of frustrating examples of how Gardy handled rookies poorly. Cuddy was a good example, so was Kubel, Bartlett, and Neshek. More recently, Plouffe, Parmelee, and...
07-20-2014, 03:06 PM
Oh, give me hits, lots of hits under starry skies above
Don't call me out
Let me run through the bases of the ballparks that I love
Don't call me out
Let me try for an extra base in the evenin'...