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    Donnie Veal is one of the weaker meat-based pitchers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Emergency appendix transplant.
    Appendix

    Author LaBombo references the emergency surgery performed on Pedro Floriomon after he experienced stomach pains February 17th.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    Donnie Veal is one of the weaker meat-based pitchers.
    He's no Boof Bonser, that's for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Hey, take it easy on the guy, he grew up speaking Holland talk or something, plus how can he be expected to be spot on pronouncing the name of some obscure utility guy?
    Bert's so committed to it that I'm starting to think that it is pronounced Zobrith, and his jersey, the media guide, and his ID just have typos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Appendix

    Author LaBombo references the emergency surgery performed on Pedro Floriomon after he experienced stomach pains February 17th.
    INDEX

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    Riverbrian........................................ ..............................Not mentioned

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    So Mauer grounded to the second base bag...do we drink or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I'm not sure what it says when Suzuki has all the RBIs for the game
    It says Dozier hasn't done the job today. 2 k's ahead of those ribbies.

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    Mauer was robbed. Is the defense allowed to shift over like that? I thought they outlawed the zone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Physics Guy View Post
    It says Dozier hasn't done the job today. 2 k's ahead of those ribbies.
    All part of the cunning plan.

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    LaPanta is in the Mall of America studio. Is there anything they don't sell advertising on?
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    This Abreu guy is going to be trouble.

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    Hicks still bringing a little suspense to routine fly balls sometimes. If he hits like today, he can change direction 3 times on every out and I won't care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    LaPanta is in the Mall of America studio. Is there anything they don't sell advertising on?
    Wait a couple years when the Vikes open in Victoria's Secret Field.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Hicks still bringing a little suspense to routine fly balls sometimes. If he hits like today, he can change direction 3 times on every out and I won't care.
    It's pretty windy and gusty out there today. Not sure that's entirely it but I'll give the benefit of the doubt on that today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    LaPanta is in the Mall of America studio. Is there anything they don't sell advertising on?
    Any good toupe shops there?
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Quote Originally Posted by crarko View Post
    Wait a couple years when the Vikes open in Victoria's Secret Field.
    We can only hope!!!!!
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crarko View Post
    Wait a couple years when the Vikes open in Victoria's Secret Field.
    You might think attendance would be poor at a Secret Field. But Victoria has been known to let the cat out of the bag now and then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Author LaBombo
    "author" LaBombo. Heh. Just like how that time in flight school that my instructor asked me what F@#$ I was thinking made me an 'aviation consultant'...

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    9th inning... We need two runs and very little chance of Suzuki coming to the plate.

    Woe Dispair and Agony on me.
    Last edited by Riverbrian; 03-31-2014 at 05:42 PM.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Start it off Hammer!

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