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    Quote Originally Posted by cmathewson View Post
    I thought it was a gravy boat for guys with food porn shoe fetishes.
    Hmm, you seem to know a lot about it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmathewson View Post
    I thought it was a gravy boat for guys with food porn shoe fetishes.
    Winner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmathewson View Post
    I thought it was a gravy boat for guys with food porn shoe fetishes.
    I'll have to defer to your expertise on this one.

    edit: beaten to the punch by Joe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twinscowboysbulls View Post
    Gardy is 'managin' , pretty sure he can't log in to answer your questions at this time.
    I bet if Molitor was manager, he could find the time...

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    I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.
    "If you'da been thinkin' you wouldn't 'a thought that.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Intramural Legend View Post
    I bet if Molitor was manager, he could find the time...
    No wireless in the Twins dugout. Nosiree!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Intramural Legend View Post
    I bet if Molitor was manager, he could find the time...
    Bingo! We have a winner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmathewson View Post
    I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.
    So he was a magician?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmathewson View Post
    I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.
    That's run of the mill? I'd like to think any fetish that includes gravy is special.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    So he was a magician?
    No Chief, a porn star, c'mon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmathewson View Post
    I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.
    There is all kinds of wrong with that. I mean to ruin a pair of shoes by putting gravy in them? Sacrilege!

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinsnorth49 View Post
    No Chief, a porn star, c'mon!
    Porn stars can do magic?? Is there anything they CAN'T do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe A. Preusser View Post
    That's run of the mill? I'd like to think any fetish that includes gravy is special.
    It wasn't really gravy.
    "If you'da been thinkin' you wouldn't 'a thought that.."

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    Ick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    There is all kinds of wrong with that. I mean to ruin a pair of shoes by putting gravy in them? Sacrilege!
    Gravy...euphemism....for....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Intramural Legend View Post
    I bet if Molitor was manager, he could find the time...
    He may become the Managed, but no one will be managin' like Gardy does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmathewson View Post
    It wasn't really gravy.
    Ewww.

    Edit: Chief beat me to it.

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    I want to put three woupie cushions behind the mask for protection and move Mauer back to catcher. If he gets nailed.........ppppppffffftttttt......bring him to the dugout and Sid Hartman can blow em back up for safety

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinsnorth49 View Post
    Gravy...euphemism....for....
    Well, the 5 run fifth sure derailed this thread

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