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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    No... She makes them up for me.

    Here's mine that she posted on the fridge.

    1. Hang up towel after showering.
    2. Quit spilling food on your shirt.
    3. Knock on the bathroom door before you come charging in.
    4. Eat Healthy... No more food that tastes good.
    5. Listen attentively... I shouldn't have to repeat things.
    6. Mow the lawn before it rains.
    7. Quit trying to be funny... Nobody gets your jokes.
    8. Close the door quietly... The whole house shakes when you close it.
    9. Quit referring to me as your ball and chain.
    10. Make more Money!!!
    You left out 11. Listen attentively... I shouldn't have to repeat things.

    / edit - recognition to sampleSize for beating me to the punch

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    You left out 11. Listen attentively... I shouldn't have to repeat things.

    / edit - recognition to sampleSize for beating me to the punch
    PS Wise choice Re: Food vs. game thread. They became mutually exclusive within minutes of your departure.

    Gardenhire is simultaneously furious and embarrassed about the roster in the postgame.
    Last edited by LaBombo; 05-08-2014 at 02:46 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    PS Wise choice Re: Food vs. game thread. They became mutually exclusive within minutes of your departure.

    Gardenhire is simultaneously furious and embarrassed about the roster in the postgame.
    I hope that meant that he's mad at himself, and ashamed, as he had a hand in digging this organizational hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokin View Post
    I hope that meant that he's mad at himself, and ashamed, as he had a hand in digging this organizational hole.
    This whole organization should be ashamed of what has become of this team. I'm not usually one for hyperbole or excessive negativity but that team on the field today was embarrassing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokin View Post
    I hope that meant that he's mad at himself, and ashamed, as he had a hand in digging this organizational hole.
    Yeah, meant that he was mad about the mistakes others made, and embarrassed about his. Or at least that was my takeaway. Not a mind reader, but it would make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinsnorth49 View Post
    This whole organization should be ashamed of what has become of this team. I'm not usually one for hyperbole or excessive negativity but that team on the field today was embarrassing.
    This is as good of a time as any to vent.



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    Ed Tom: "If it ain't, it'll do til the mess gits here."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    You left out 11. Listen attentively... I shouldn't have to repeat things.

    / edit - recognition to sampleSize for beating me to the punch
    mmmm punch!

    Wait. Was that a joke you made about not listening attentively? And consequent repetition?

    Golly, i think i've been one upped! Well done sir! (and I like that the list now goes to 11).

    Ya know, i think there is plenty of punch to go around! Yeay, verily, the punch bowl runneth over. Only the cool aid glass is half full.

    Punch and ... Judy? Pie? The New Yorker? A bag of/for?... for some reason the word punch is fraught with associations.

    Now if only the twins line up can find its punch again in Detroit!

    Thanks again for an entertaining game thread, even if'n i didn't contribute so much. I too kinda zoned out at the barrage of doubles in the bottom of the 7th...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    "Roster juggling".
    While i know what he (Dick) means, it still feels like something is inaccurate.

    If i've been paying attention, we had 2 people on the bench yesterday and 1 today?

    Last i checked, the usual sense of juggling occurs when you have more objects than hands...

    Anyway... tomorrow is a new day and a new game. I count these games as "interesting times" even if not everything is going our way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sampleSizeOfOne View Post
    While i know what he (Dick) means, it still feels like something is inaccurate.

    If i've been paying attention, we had 2 people on the bench yesterday and 1 today?

    Last i checked, the usual sense of juggling occurs when you have more objects than hands...

    Anyway... tomorrow is a new day and a new game. I count these games as "interesting times" even if not everything is going our way.
    Great catch. Looks like Bert isn't the only one who learned math in the Golden State...

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