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    Quote Originally Posted by D. Hocking View Post
    If I remember correctly, your name is not short for Chisago Lakes Town Twins Fan is it?
    No. There is only one ChiTown in this country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reider View Post
    And if it's prized lingerie that you stole, it could also be risque.
    What else would you steal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    ChiTown took her double entendre pills before she left for the airport.
    She should take another dose. I want to see a quadruple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    How has Santana looked out in the field tonight?

    oh great, the guy sitting next to me has already removed his shoes.
    In first class? You must be flying on Fred's airline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    She should take another dose. I want to see a quadruple.
    I guess if I said I want my warm nuts I saw being prepared in the galley, would that qualify?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JB_Iowa View Post
    Legal Lesson of the Day:

    If you drink a 12-pack and are too drunk to drive a car to the store for another ....

    You are also too drunk to drive a lawn mower to the store for another if you have to drive on public streets.
    Shame you had to learn the hard way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I guess if I said I want my warm nuts I saw being prepared in the galley, would that qualify?
    Thats a triple!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    What else would you steal?
    I guess I walked into that one. For the record, I've never stolen any lingerie.
    Last edited by Reider; 05-09-2014 at 09:01 PM.

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    Holy Crap the Wild are flying around. 1-0 Minny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    It's really a thing. Google 'Canadian beaver tail pastries'
    I'm sure he's aware. But pregnant pauses are also a thing.

    / yes I said pregnant - run with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    Holy Crap the Wild are flying around. 1-0 Minny.
    Booooooo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I guess if I said I want my warm nuts I saw being prepared in the galley, would that qualify?
    When the Stewardess comes around... Just say this "I'd like some warm nuts".

    And leave it right there...

    Heres the kicker... Don't look at the stewardess when you say it... Look at the guy with no shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reider View Post
    I guess I walked into that one. For the record, I've never stolen any lingerie.
    Oh... Umm... Well...

    Neither have I then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reider View Post
    The problem is that it's difficult to find a really good poutine where I live. Mind you I mostly eat at home
    I was already framing a witty witty rejoinder but you went ahead and completed the thought for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    When the Stewardess comes around... Just say this "I'd like some warm nuts".

    And leave it right there...

    Heres the kicker... Don't look at the stewardess when you say it... Look at the guy with no shoes.
    Ish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Ish.
    Is there a difference between "Ish" and "Ick"?

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    Just got on a plane, finally get to take these shoes off. Oh great now some impatient lady is making faces at me.
    Chris Hermann solves everything. hat tip to jokin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    When the Stewardess comes around... Just say this "I'd like some warm nuts".

    And leave it right there...

    Heres the kicker... Don't look at the stewardess when you say it... Look at the guy with no shoes.
    Where's the Love button?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    How has Santana looked out in the field tonight?

    oh great, the guy sitting next to me has already removed his shoes.
    Nice pedi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Thats a triple!!!
    A triple? A double? It's an increasing OPS.

    (or is that an OOPS? How do i know something's an entendre instead of a mixed metaphor?)

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