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Thread: Game Thread: Twins v Mariners, 5/16 @ 7:10pm CT

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    Game Thread: Twins v Mariners, 5/16 @ 7:10pm CT

    Game-time forecast: Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Temperature near 50.

    Mariners:
    SP, Young

    James Jones CF
    Michael Saunders RF
    Robinson Cano 2B
    Corey Hart DH
    Justin Smoak 1B
    Kyle Seager 3B
    Dustin Ackley LF
    Mike Zunino C
    Brad Miller SS

    Twins:
    SP, Gibson

    Brian Dozier 2B
    Joe Mauer 1B
    Trevor Plouffe 3B
    Chris Parmelee RF
    Kurt Suzuki C
    Jason Kubel LF
    Josmil Pinto DH
    Aaron Hicks CF
    Eduardo Escobar SS

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    And after much pencil chewing and head scratching, Brian will let us know what he's thinking when he figures out what he's thinking!
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    I was never much of pencil chewer. I was never much of a pencil writer either. My favorite things about pencils was throwing them in the air when the teacher had his or her back turned to the blackboard and getting them stuck into the ceiling. It was great fun but a poorly thought out plan. Since they were always stuck directly over my desk... I could never say it was Kristie who did it.

    Things to Think About:

    1. The Mariners -- A new revamped lineup and some stellar starting pitching coming to town. The Mariners are currently 20-20 and the Twins are 19-20. The Mariners have been my pick to click in the future. I just think they have a lot of things ready to pop. King Felix and Iwakuma make up a pretty effective tandem at the top of the rotation and soon to join them... Taijuan Walker and James Paxton. This Elias is looking pretty good and they have more young arms in the minors getting closer. That rotation can lead to something important while they tinker to find the right hitters. They've got some guys who can gobble up a pitchers mistake right now and they might find some more. Not Yet but Soon... The Mariners will be a force.

    2. Robinson Cano -- Seattle shocked everyone by securing the services of Robinson Cano with a 10 year 240 Million Dollar deal. Cano is 31 years old so when his contract is up he will be 82 Years old. The Mariners probably don't figure he will be worth 24 million a year in the final years of his deal when he is in his 60's and 70's but they are thinking that he should be solid for a few years when the young talent finally joins and brings it all together. So what has 240 million gotten them so far... Umm... 1 Home Run. Hit in Texas... so the Mariner Fans still haven't seen him go yard yet at home. Cano's agent is Jay Z and Cano's GM is Jack Z... Beyoncé's Sister has punched them both in the face in elevators.

    3. Chris Young -- He has made 6 starts for the Mariners because every starter above him on the depth chart is resting comfortably at Seattle's Virginia Mason Hospital. Despite being older... Chris Young of the Mariners has been much more effective then his twin Brother Chris Young who is playing OF for the Mets. I know what you are wondering... The Answer is yes... They are identical Twins. There are a few difference that makes it easier to tell them apart. For example Chris Young of the Mariners is 6-10 while Chris Young of the Mets is 6-2. When you are pitcher standing 6-10 everybody assumes that you can't pitch in dome stadiums without banging your head and that you are a power pitcher. It's true that he can't pitch in dome stadiums but Chris is not a power pitcher by any stretch of the imagination. He relies on location on a variety of pitches that top out at 40 MPH.

    4. Jason Kubel -- I wonder if Kubel saw Anthony Rizzo of the Cubs lay down two bunts for base hits against the shift yesterday. Koobs has been slumping and I'd like to see him try it just to show that he has that club in his bag. Jason has been swinging and missing a bit lately... If he continues to swing and miss against Chris Young. He might be batting with his eyes closed. We may need a slow motion close up from FSN to make that determination.

    5. Difficult Tasks -- According to research... When people look at a long to-do list. The Majority of Americans tend to assess and tackle the most difficult task first. I must be in the minority... When doing these Game Thread introductions... I find that thought #5 is the most difficult to come up with. So I tried to switch it up and do thought #5 first and it didn't work... It just made thought #9 even harder.
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    Parms batting cleanup? Doesn't take long to become one of this team's top hitters.

    Pinto DH'ing with no 3rd catcher on the roster? Dugout shots of Gardy tonight show him with a bottle of Pepto constantly at hand?

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    Can I ask why we don't bat escobar or suzuki lead-off in front of doziers power?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuba View Post
    Can I ask why we don't bat escobar or suzuki lead-off in front of doziers power?
    Suzuki won't bat lead-off because of his speed. And Escobar, well I have no idea why he couldn't lead off, although having Mauer bat 2nd supposedly gets him more at bats, so maybe he is there at 2 which forces Dozier to lead-off and the putting Escobar at 9 gives a "2nd" lead-off man for a wrap around. And no shots intended here, but Hicks is hitting 8th, so Escobar could be leading off several innings if Hicks doesn't start hitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ericchri View Post
    Parms batting cleanup? Doesn't take long to become one of this team's top hitters.
    LOL
    Yet more proof that on teams like the Twins, the 25th man does matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    And after much pencil chewing and head scratching, Brian will let us know what he's thinking when he figures out what he's thinking!
    You know, it's a real challenge to do as much thinking as Brian does for us here at TD. Must not leave much thinking about anything else.

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    Kurt Suzuki C

    Josmil Pinto DH
    We're now at 2 games where Gardy dares to violate the Baseball Laws of the Universe.*

    *2-Catchers in 1 Lineup Corollary

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokin View Post
    We're now at 2 games where Gardy dares to violate the Baseball Laws of the Universe.*

    *2-Catchers in 1 Lineup Corollary
    I'm waiting for a paradox in the space time continuum causing the entire universe to implode... gotta happen soon.

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    I think of Seattle as a team that has the Twins number of late.

    Looked it up, 9-16 over the last 3 years, although the Twins did win the season series last year 4-3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ericchri View Post
    Parms batting cleanup? Doesn't take long to become one of this team's top hitters.

    Pinto DH'ing with no 3rd catcher on the roster? Dugout shots of Gardy tonight show him with a bottle of Pepto constantly at hand?
    Watch, one of them gets hurt tonight and Gardy's worst nightmare comes true and he never steps out on his lost DH limb again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blindeke View Post
    Watch, one of them gets hurt tonight and Gardy's worst nightmare comes true and he never steps out on his lost DH limb again...
    Ack! It is very dangerous to say such things aloud. You are asking for fate to step in and make it so. Then where would we be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blindeke View Post
    Watch, one of them gets hurt tonight and Gardy's worst nightmare comes true and he never steps out on his lost DH limb again...
    Jeez... You need to un-jinx that comment right now!!!

    You don't temp the fate of the whatever from high a top the thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Ack! It is very dangerous to say such things aloud. You are asking for fate to step in and make it so. Then where would we be?
    And You Shouldn't Type "Ack!" in consideration of the Seattle Left Fielder.

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    If Suzuki mysteriously has to come out of the game and Pinto has to C Gardy would then have to pinch hit for a pitcher, BFD, Colabello makes a fine PH, and that Santana kid wouldn't be a bad addition late in the game either with his speed.

    Maybe Gardy's therapist is having him face his biggest fears to prove that they're not real.

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    Pelfrey, Willingham and Arcia all in the Red Wing line-up tonight against ex-Wing, Kyle Davies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Pleiss View Post
    If Suzuki mysteriously has to come out of the game and Pinto has to C Gardy would then have to pinch hit for a pitcher, BFD, Colabello makes a fine PH, and that Santana kid wouldn't be a bad addition late in the game either with his speed.

    Maybe Gardy's therapist is having him face his biggest fears to prove that they're not real.
    Maybe I could see Gardy's therapist. I'm having anxiety attacks what with Santana not playing- somewhere- anywhere- regularly at SS..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Jeez... You need to un-jinx that comment right now!!!

    You don't temp the fate of the whatever from high a top the thing.
    Always wanted to know... How do we un-jinx things?

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    Ok, this is just way cool.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.1795364

    Sorry, this is the kind of thing I'd talk about sitting with people in the bleachers. So today you're the stuckees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    And You Shouldn't Type "Ack!" in consideration of the Seattle Left Fielder.
    Ex-Ackley so?

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