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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    A guy walks into a bar and ask "do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips"?

    The bartenders replies... "No... We only have plain"
    I laughed, then hated myself afterward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I laughed, then hated myself afterward.
    Me too.

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    A woman and a Pig walk into a bar.

    Bartender: where'd you get the pig?

    Woman: That's not a pig... It's a duck.

    Bartender: i know... I was talking to the duck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    A guy walks into a bar and ask "do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips"?

    The bartenders replies... "No... We only have plain"
    this one was meant to be auditory

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    A blond, brunette and redhead walk into a bar.

    "Gimme a G 'n T," says the brunette to the bartender.

    "Gin and Tonic, coming right up."

    "R 'n C," says the redhead.

    "Gotcha. Rum 'n Coke it is."

    "I'll have a 15!" says the blond.

    "Um...I hate to admit it, but ya' got me," says the bartender. "What's a 15?"

    "Well, duh-uh. A 7 and 7, silly!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    A woman and a Pig walk into a bar.

    Bartender: where'd you get the pig?

    Woman: That's not a pig... It's a duck.

    Bartender: i know... I was talking to the duck.
    Watchin' the game now Brian... Escobear leading off of first...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    His maidenhead grew back?
    That's what she said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    A rabbi, a priest and a Lutheran minister walks into a bar... The Bartender says...

    "What is this? Some kinda joke".
    He's on pace for 45 rbi's. Ok, I'm being silly. That's worth it and I should not be expecting more than that. He's having a great season.

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    sure wish that guy played more

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    I think the whole problem with this team, is they have gotten away from dropping the barrel of the bat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Watchin' the game now Brian... Escobear leading off of first...
    Practice Practice Practice... I can watch the game and google "walks into bar jokes".

    You got the same ability. I know you can.

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    Good piece of hitting by Pinto, moving the runner over to third.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sconnie View Post
    I wonder that too.. I wonder what it's like to work in LaBombo's office...


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    Dozie keeps the inning alive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Good piece of hitting by Pinto, moving the runner over to third.
    now that is funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Practice Practice Practice...
    What did the traffic cop tell the youngster who asked him how to get to Target Field, Alex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Practice Practice Practice... I can watch the game and google "walks into bar jokes".

    You got the same ability. I know you can.
    Not me, I need both pointer fingers available for typing.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    A woman and a Pig walk into a bar.

    Bartender: where'd you get the pig?

    Woman: That's not a pig... It's a duck.

    Bartender: i know... I was talking to the duck.
    a guy and his Monkey walk into a bar, the monkey jumps up on the pool table and eats the cue ball. The bar tender yells at the and kicks them out... Two weeks later the guy and his monkey return, the bar tender yells at the guy. " you get that darn monkey outta here". The guy says, no no, he's learned his lesson. So the bar tender agrees. The the monkey jumps up on the bar and grabs an olive out of the jar, sticks it in his butt, then eats it. The bar tender kicks them out, but the guy stats wait, wait, I told you he learned his lesson! After the cue ball he checks his food for size first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    What did the traffic cop tell the youngster who asked him how to get to Target Field, Alex?
    Winnah
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    I hope ChiTown has her 7 hats on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikecurveball View Post
    He's on pace for 45 rbi's. Ok, I'm being silly. That's worth it and I should not be expecting more than that. He's having a great season.
    Let's try this: Joe Mauer walks into a bar
    Bartender: How's it going?
    Mauer: Holding my own I guess
    Bartender: You'd get arrested if you held someone else's.

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