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Thread: Game Thread: Brewers@Twins 6/4 7:10PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    My wife wasn't planning any trips, and doesn't read TD, and somehow she's already on her way.
    Chief and I are also coming. You might as well start shopping now.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Atta Boy... Set Up and the Space to drive through in a game thread is perfectly played.
    Thanks, I've been working on it. Next step is not taking credit for someone else's joke ex post facto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    That might have been the greatest way to cross the plate in the history of baseball!
    Danny Ford wants you to give him a call, dog...

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    Oswaldo Arcia: fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, won't get.. Won't get fooled again

    (looked bad on two curveballs then lined the third curveball for base hit)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beezer07 View Post
    I thought about specifying which city in Virginia, but I was worried I'd deprive someone of a joke like this
    You set 'em on the tee. I take a whack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puckett34 View Post
    Did Willingham just do a somersault slide into home?
    More like half somerault and half Dizzy Izzy wipeout. Blaming Brewer roadblock.

    Last edited by LaBombo; 06-04-2014 at 09:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Arcia with a rope RBI single to right, scoring Hammer from second, who was safe but it didn't matter because the HP ump called interference on the catcher for coming up the line to field the throw.

    phew...that's a lot to type quickly with just two fingers.
    It was better than that. It was the Pitcher... Just la de da-ing across the baseline into Willingham.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    This is so great. I miss watching this team kick burro.
    ftfy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    It was better than that. It was the Pitcher... Just la de da-ing across the baseline into Willingham.
    That's totally understandable, given that Willi is both tiny and fast. It must be hard to keep track of where he is at any time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Chief and I are also coming. You might as well start shopping now.
    I'm all in, anytime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beezer07 View Post
    Less meaningful version of that saying: When it pours, it's raining.
    That one goes right into my plagiar^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hquote file.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beezer07 View Post
    Thanks, I've been working on it. Next step is not taking credit for someone else's joke ex post facto.
    Actually joke theft Is strongly encouraged.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    What has two hundreds arms, 8 teeth, and smells really bad?
    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    How is a tornado like a Kentucky divorce?
    I profess complete ignorance on both subjects (excepting a poem i once heard about "how to tell a tornado") but in the "every part of the buffalo" spirit, i surmise that the answer to the first question is acceptable grounds for both the items listed in the second question. (Am still trying to come up with a more succinct way of saying that. Now i admit defeat...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    That's totally understandable, given that Willi is both tiny and fast. It must be hard to keep track of where he is at any time.
    Willingham is quite catlike. In that cats would also be pretty slow running the bases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    It was better than that. It was the Pitcher... Just la de da-ing across the baseline into Willingham.
    Ya la-de-da it out to the mound. Ya la-de-da it covering first. Ya la-di-da it backing up the plate. Pretty soon whattaya got?
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Seeing Escobar make that play at short, it seems baffling that Gardy wanted Florimon as his starter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sampleSizeOfOne View Post
    I profess complete ignorance on both subjects (excepting a poem i once heard about "how to tell a tornado")
    How to tell a tornado what? That it has bad breath?

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Ya la-de-da it out to the mound. Ya la-de-da it covering first. Ya la-di-da it backing up the plate. Pretty soon whattaya got?
    LA-De-Da-ers
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    Quote Originally Posted by sampleSizeOfOne View Post
    I profess complete ignorance on both subjects (excepting a poem i once heard about "how to tell a tornado") but in the "every part of the buffalo" spirit, i surmise that the answer to the first question is acceptable grounds for both the items listed in the second question. (Am still trying to come up with a more succinct way of saying that. Now i admit defeat...)
    Should I be concerned that I get that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sampleSizeOfOne View Post
    I profess complete ignorance on both subjects (excepting a poem i once heard about "how to tell a tornado") but in the "every part of the buffalo" spirit, i surmise that the answer to the first question is acceptable grounds for both the items listed in the second question. (Am still trying to come up with a more succinct way of saying that. Now i admit defeat...)
    Huh?
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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