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    Senior Member All-Star Gibby's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Ya la-de-da it out to the mound. Ya la-de-da it covering first. Ya la-di-da it backing up the plate. Pretty soon whattaya got?
    The most athletic lah-de-da'r on the field?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beezer07 View Post
    Thanks, I've been working on it. Next step is not taking credit for someone else's joke ex post facto.
    carnac.jpeg

    Carnac: Ex post facto.
    Ed: Ex post facto?
    Carnac: Are you retroactively prognosticating, or just echoing?
    Ed: I am merely basking in your wisdom, Your Magnificence. The envelope?
    Carnac: What do you get in the mail from your former wife's lawyer?

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    Oh crap. I hate two out walks, hits ... anything that puts a runner on with 2 outs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Actually joke theft Is strongly encouraged.
    Of course that would require actual jokes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Oh crap. I hate two out walks, hits ... anything that puts a runner on with 2 outs
    I don't like when the other team hits homeruns. That always grinds my gears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    Should I be concerned that I get that?
    Yes, very.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    It was better than that. It was the Pitcher... Just la de da-ing across the baseline into Willingham.
    You know what the Brewers have on their team? Lollygaggers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosken Bombo Disco View Post
    How to tell a tornado what? That it has bad breath?
    Tell meaning identification, rather than communication. (As in tell a curve ball from a fast ball)

    I even remember the first line: "If you do not live near railroad tracks..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    More like half somerault and half Dizzy Izzy wipeout. Blaming Brewer roadblock.

    i know how you found this photo.

    You searched "bitchin' arm tans"

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    Hey, GoGo only fell over on two swinging strikes in that at-bat. Including strike three. He doesn't get cheated.

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    Grab some seat, Meat.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Gomez smiling at Fien after he screams in excitement. Awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beezer07 View Post
    Willingham is quite catlike. In that cats would also be pretty slow running the bases.
    True, but his catlikeness can't compare to the randomness of Chili Davis, seen in this video in KC:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jiX72s5ABA

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    Quote Originally Posted by D. Hocking View Post
    Of course that would require actual jokes...
    Stop me if you've heard this one: D. Hocking.

    Thank you! Tip your waitresses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosken Bombo Disco View Post
    How to tell a tornado what? That it has bad breath?
    And is missing some teeth? And should give back those 200 arms to their rightful owners?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D. Hocking View Post
    Of course that would require actual jokes...
    Provus: That one is hit pretty good... Deep Drive... Gomez is going back... Outta Here... Home Run Hocking.

    Gladden: Surprising power from Hocking.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Crapps View Post
    I don't like when the other team hits homeruns. That always grinds my gears.
    I don like it when we don't get our unearned runs.

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    Who wants to see Pinto hit a ball hard? I've got my hand up.

    ...and...hand is still in the air...waiting...
    Last edited by big dog; 06-04-2014 at 09:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosken Bombo Disco View Post
    i know how you found this photo.

    You searched "bitchin' arm tans"
    Soooo close, but rural background, 'farmer' instead of 'arm'

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    That's totally understandable, given that Willi is both tiny and fast. It must be hard to keep track of where he is at any time.
    Approves:

    Werner_Heisenberg.jpg

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