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Thread: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 6/22 @ 1:10pm CT

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    Quote Originally Posted by GCTF View Post
    Henceforth, he shall be known as HotBrian.
    And this is the first post I see of today's game thread ... It might be a good day just to rely on the radio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circus Boy View Post
    Give me Dead Man's Favorite Treat for $200, Alex.
    Speaking of night crawlers and dead men:

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    Dead Man over Worms

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    If you've had your wisdom teeth out then it's probably too late.
    (Hospital Waiting Room... Riverbrian Family paging through December edition of Guns and Ammo... The Doctor approaches)

    Doctor: Riverbrian is doing fine... We got the appendix out before it burst.

    Wife: That's good news... Thank you!!!

    Doctor: We did have a little complication... Some of his DNA was attached to the bottom side and was out of our view and it came out during the procedure.

    Wife: DNA? Won't he need that? What does that mean?

    Doctor: He'll be fine but he will be going through some physical changes?

    Wife: Physical changes? Like what?

    Doctor: Did you ever see Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly".

    Wife: I'm sorry.. I don't understand... He was just getting his appendix out.

    Doctor: Your gonna want to stock up on Bananas... He's gonna devolop a powerful hankering for Bananas.

    Wife: Hold on... Bananas?

    Doctor: Yep... We are talking a big supply of them... You may want a Sam's club membership or establish a relationship with a wholesaler or move to the Caribbean.

    Wife: Is this part of that DNA mistake... How much did you remove?

    Doctor: About 2 percent. Oh... Yeah... If you can't find him and you don't know where he is... Check the Trees... He might be up in a tree.

    Wife: Is my husband turning into a monkey? Is that what you are saying.

    Doctor: Oh No... Absolutely not... Except... Yeah... He is... Not a Monkey so much... That's a broad term... Chimp would be more specific.

    Wife: I gotta sit down

    Doctor: Like I said... He'll be fine... He's gonna be much stronger... His Arms are gonna get real long... He'll reach things very easy... He keeps his thumbs... Kids are gonna love him. Oh... And the body hair... You will save a lot money in coats and clothing in general.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    I wanna find out what TP stands for!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JB_Iowa View Post
    He should be hot (which I'm sure is Brian's normal state) ..... watermelon should be icy cold. Like for group picnics when you put blocks of ice, watermelons, and water in a stock tank and let it chill!
    If you're ever down in Iowa around about July
    If you ain't in a hurry then you aught to stop by
    I can guarantee that you're going to have a bawl
    Learnin' how to do the watermelon crawl(er.)
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Twins can't seem to stand prosperity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Another one?

    Not a bad idea, when given some thought. Gonna be a tough sell, though.
    Yeah... I hear ya buddy... Them Women... They were dresses and Pants.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Three-zip is nice, but it feels like it should be more.
    Touchdowns are nice, but take the sure three points, I always say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D. Hocking View Post
    And this is the first post I see of today's game thread ... It might be a good day just to rely on the radio.
    Can be a good idea to take the first couple of pitches, and swing at one later on that you like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JB_Iowa View Post
    Never room to stuff it in the main fridge ... it always went in the basement or garage at our house.

    I have to say, though that the mixture of nightcrawlers with other things was a little disconcerting.

    And please don't tell me that you eat watermelon at room temp.
    We only have one fridge so it occupies our top shelf. I do know that Watermelon is best when sliced. The outside tastes nasty.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Sigh..... c'mon Phil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    We only have one fridge so it occupies our top shelf. I do know that Watermelon is best when sliced. The outside tastes nasty.
    Well, the green part is always nasty but the white part tastes pretty darn good when made into pickles.

    Yum!

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    Holy cow. Who saw this coming?

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Three-zip is nice, but it feels like it should be more.
    Three became insufficient in an awful hurry.

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    LONG way to go in this one.

    Is that good or bad??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by JB_Iowa View Post
    Well, the green part is always nasty but the white part tastes pretty darn good when made into pickles.

    Yum!
    I can go either way on the temperature of the watermelon heart, but now you're talking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Three became insufficient in an awful hurry.
    Wait...do not like.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by stringer bell View Post
    Holy cow. Who saw this coming?
    Everybody who was against the signing last December.

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    I don't think it was the ump's fault that Hughes got lit up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Wait...do not like.
    If Brock had implemented the UnLike button I might have to press it on my own post.

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