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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Gallagher: The Thomas Edison of the late 20th Century.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Let's hope he and this gentleman never meet:

    artworks-000020647931-3cihol-crop.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Another unidentified relative:

    Attachment 7897
    I beginning to get creeped out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GCTF View Post
    So Arcia, what to do?

    Maybe he should randomly take up switch hitting and then abruptly abandon it.
    Is it too late for him to skip winter ball last year?

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    Ahh! Kwik trip butcher again. That man haunts my dreams.
    You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.

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    When is the last time Arcia got a hit. I think it was the last game in the Metrodome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Hungry person stalks anteater. Anteater tails ants. Ants swarm to fractured watermelon. Mankind's first and most confusing picnic ensues.

    And who was the first person to have their salivary glands triggered by a live lobster or crab?
    I think you are right... Man probably learned from watching other creatures...

    "Say Bob... What's that Dung Beatle chewing on over there"?
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Hungry person stalks anteater. Anteater tails ants. Ants swarm to fractured watermelon. Mankind's first and most confusing picnic ensues.

    And who was the first person to have their salivary glands triggered by a live lobster or crab?
    So many strange foods, that I always ask myself "who was the first person to eat it?".

    And what came first, the watermelon or it's seed? And who first put his old frig in his garage?

    Back to the game, GO TWINS!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    Ahh! Kwik trip butcher again. That man haunts my dreams.
    That's nothing a psychologist or a sub-machine gun can't fix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    The '80's: Golden Age of prop comedy, if that's not an oxymoron. Ok, fine, I laughed too. And when the flux capacitor is installed in the Camry, the first destination is a show featuring Gallagher, Judy Tenuta,

    and the Twin Cities' own Joel Hodgson...


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    Quote Originally Posted by stringer bell View Post
    Looks like six isn't going to be enough.
    We're going to need at least six to win this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    That's nothing a psychologist or a sub-machine gun can't fix.
    I keep expecting him to offer up some kind of crazy meat.

    "You cooking chicken tonight... Or, human?"
    You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GCTF View Post
    So Arcia, what to do?

    Maybe he should randomly take up switch hitting and then abruptly abandon it...
    ...in Rochester.

    //hat tip to ash//
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerr View Post
    So many strange foods, that I always ask myself "who was the first person to eat it?"
    Please try not to eat already eaten food. My dog does that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerr View Post
    So many strange foods, that I always ask myself "who was the first person to eat it?".

    And what came first, the watermelon or it's seed? And who first put his old frig in his garage?

    Back to the game, GO TWINS!!!!!
    Why are we wondering... Chief can answer all these questions.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Why are we wondering... Chief can answer all these questions.
    Free? Or...

    Groupon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circus Boy View Post
    We're going to need at least six to win this.
    We have the advantage. We need only six to win. The Sox need seven.

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    The Sumerian written language and the associated clay tablets are among the earliest human writings. Scholarly works from the early 1800s onward have developed some facility translating the various Sumerian documents. Among these is a poem with the English title, "A hymn to Ninkasi." The poem is, in effect, a recipe for brewing beer. A translation from the University of Oxford describes combining bread, a source for yeast, with malted and soaked grains and keeping the liquid in a fermentation vessel until finally filtering it into a collecting vessel.

    Seems fitting.
    Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
    I sleep all night and I work all day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Free? Or...

    Groupon?
    Yes.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Too many wasted outs on the pads. I hope it doesn't come back to bite 'em.

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