Blylevenisms

Milkman · July 29, 2012

per Snepp

I'll start it off with-

"That's an out in Oakland"

righty8383 · July 29, 2012

___ days until My birthday

greengoblinrulz · July 29, 2012

major league player

Fatt Crapps · July 30, 2012

major league player

It's actually major league-type player.

snepp · July 30, 2012

At the major league level.

greengoblinrulz · July 30, 2012

At the major league level.

my fault....knew that didnt sound right

mggopher · July 30, 2012

Dropped the barrel of the bat...

IdahoPilgrim · July 30, 2012

Pitchers are the best athletes on the field.

snepp · July 30, 2012

He has all four pitches.

Puckett34 · July 30, 2012

My California math tells me....

and

Oh, we're live!?

Bark's Lounge · July 30, 2012

If my ears did not betray me today, I believe Bert called Willingham "Winningham". Maybe he has a grower for the actress Mare Winningham?

righty8383 · July 30, 2012

Oh, we're live!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That was classic. They could have made a snickers commercial about that one. Wanna get away...

GCTF · July 30, 2012

Ee-she-ro.

Valenchee-a

Downward plane

Puckett34 · July 30, 2012

Middle in

Inside out swing

greengoblinrulz · July 30, 2012

Liriano has 'ace type stuff'

powrwrap · July 30, 2012

"You are hereby circled." [unbelievable nobody had this one yet.]

"Take that pitch and go the other way with it."

snepp · July 30, 2012

With that uppercut swing....

....and he DID NOT miss it.

Curt · July 30, 2012

He left that one up.

TwinsFanLV · July 30, 2012

....without express written consent of the Min-EE-soooo- ta Twins.

IdahoPilgrim · July 30, 2012

And let's not forget his numerous rants about what the definition of a quality start should be!

jctwins · July 30, 2012

Adding and subtracting.

You are hereby circled!

twinzgrl · July 31, 2012

and my lovely wife, Gail

for Parkinson's

cannot be disseminated without the....

Cheecago

Happy Birthday young lady (the sign says she's 90)

big dog · April 23, 2013

Nobody cared about pitch counts in my day.

TheMind07 · April 23, 2013

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That was classic. They could have made a snickers commercial about that one. Wanna get away...

I believe the "wanna get away..." commercial were for Southwest Airlines... Snickers are "you're not yourself when you're hungry"

Alex · April 23, 2013

With that uppercut swing....

....and he DID NOT miss it.

Had both these in the Arcia HR.

Boom Boom · April 23, 2013

By my California math

That pitch was right there

Duck-fart (evidently retired by Twins braintrust)

chavez · April 23, 2013

"He does a good job getting to that balance point" just about sums up his anaylisis of every pitcher in the major leauges.

stringer bell · April 23, 2013

"almost like a ....."

Ben B · April 23, 2013

A co-worker pointed this out to me several years ago and it has since driven me crazy. Bert will say "right there" in almost every sentence. Like "That was a good slider right there" or "He goes inside right there for the strikeout."

It's like noticing every time somebody says "um" when they're talking. I can't not notice it now!

Alex · April 24, 2013

I think that Twins fans are ready and deserving of a more intellectually stimulating broadcast.

*They are not the broadcasters we need, nor the broadcasters we deserve right now.

Sign In

Blylevenisms

Recommended Posts

Archived

Member Statistics

Prospect News & Highlights

Recent News

Notes & Rumors

Recent Blog Entries

Recent Status Updates