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Thread: A man of good sense knows that Twins must cut Mauer's wages

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    Angry A man of good sense knows that Twins must cut Mauer's wages

    It is obvious fact R.A.Dicky is Inning Eater, whereas Joe Mauer is Money Eater.

    I know he's brilliant season, but his ability was overrated.

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    It is obvious you am smart

    I know you's brilliant thinker, but not so good write

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireMauer View Post
    It is obvious fact R.A.Dicky is Inning Eater, whereas Joe Mauer is Money Eater.

    I know he's brilliant season, but his ability was overrated.
    What?

    I think this may be the worst post ever. It fails on so many levels. Is there a way to thumbs down this kind of drivel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireMauer View Post
    It is obvious fact R.A.Dicky is Inning Eater, whereas Joe Mauer is Money Eater.

    I know he's brilliant season, but his ability was overrated.
    I think this was written by Al Swearengen from Deadwood.
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    It appears as if Sloth has escaped from his cage at Chunk's House and has accessed their computer. Who could have guessed he was a Twins Fan? Yowza!

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    I sincerely hope Mauer is not eating his money. That would be wasteful.

    Did anyone watch that 30 for 30 documentary: Broke? Was there a segment about athletes that eat their own money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zodiac View Post
    It appears as if Sloth has escaped from his cage at Chunk's House and has accessed their computer. Who could have guessed he was a Twins Fan? Yowza!
    Alas, John Matuszak is dead and burried since 1989. Though that could be another explanation for the post.

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    Pig, the TD screening process is on the fritz, the rubechatters are getting through again.
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    I love trolls.
    You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.

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    I love trolls.
    ...especially when they come out from under the bridge and attempt to communicate with humans...

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    Lol

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    Ignoring the grammer... issues, I would love to hear why FireMauer believes Joe's ability is overrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire Dan Gladden View Post
    Ignoring the grammer... issues, I would love to hear why FireMauer believes Joe's ability is overrated.
    I believe it is because he's paid a lot of money to play a game. I'm sure he's got some other arguments as well though.
    You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.

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    Dan....you so sneaky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FireMauer View Post
    Twins must cut Mauer's wages

    Joe Mauer is Money Eater.
    Yes, they need to cut Mauer's wages into tiny bite sized pieces.
    "Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand."

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    Whew... Thought I was on the Strib site for a minute there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireMauer View Post
    It is obvious fact R.A.Dicky is Inning Eater, whereas Joe Mauer is Money Eater.

    I know he's brilliant season, but his ability was overrated.
    It is too bad they don't give out Academy Awards for starting a thread. It is reminiscent of Leonardo DiCaprio's performance in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".

    BRAVO!!!

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    He's like Charlie from Always Sunny.

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    "I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do." This doesn't make any sense!"

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    [QUOTE=powrwrap;57116]
    Quote Originally Posted by FireMauer View Post
    Yes, they need to cut Mauer's wages into tiny bite sized pieces.
    So instead of paying by check the Twins should send a Brinks truck with about 4 million quarters every two weeks?

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    You made an account to post that?!

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