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    Article: Series Preview: Twins @ White Sox, 4/20


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    Lineups:

    Twins:
    Brian Dozier 2B
    Joe Mauer C
    Josh Willingham LF
    Justin Morneau 1B
    Chris Parmelee RF
    Trevor Plouffe 3B
    Oswaldo Arcia DH
    Aaron Hicks CF
    Pedro Florimon SS
    (Vance Worley P)

    White Sox:
    Alejandro de Aza LF
    Jeff Keppinger 2B
    Alex Rios RF
    Adam Dunn DH
    Paul Konerko 1B
    Conor Gillaspie 3B
    Alexei Ramirez SS
    Jordan Danks CF
    Tyler Flowers C
    (Jake Peavy P)

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    Chris Sale threw a slider to Emilio Bonifacio in yesterday's game that broke down and in so hard it ended up hitting Bonifacio in the inside of his right knee, right on the fat part. I think Bonifacio ended up scoring in that inning, Jays won.

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    There's no team I wish the Twins to pummel more than the Whitesox. I want the Twins to make the Pale Horse squeal.

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    Game tonight has already been cancelled. Which sucks cuz I have tickets. Pretty shocked they called the game so early considering the weather here isn't all that bad...

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    Geez, why didn't they put a retractable roof on the Cell!

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    It isn't even raining that's the thing. I mean it's chilly but come on...the Twins, the Rockies...they've been playing in snow!

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    Jesus can I ever watch my baseball team play?

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    3 days, no baseball: Is it the All-Star break already?

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    Soon there will be 10 makeup games just in April.

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    This game was supposed to be my excuse to get out of my wife's work-related social event.



    Save me.
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Quote Originally Posted by PseudoSABR View Post
    There's no team I wish the Twins to pummel more than the Whitesox. I want the Twins to make the Pale Horse squeal.
    Agreed. I love watching the Twins beat the Whitesox more than any other team. It may be because I have a friend that is a die hard Whitesox fan, and I love rubbing a Twins win in his face... or maybe I'm just a horrible friend.
    You can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    or maybe I'm just a horrible friend.
    Nope, he just has horrible taste in teams.
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    This game was supposed to be my excuse to get out of my wife's work-related social event.



    Save me.
    Are you sure she knows it was canx? Better yet, are you sure she knows you know it was canx?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    This game was supposed to be my excuse to get out of my wife's work-related social event.



    Save me.
    Cant do it... Warm up your small talk...

    For the awkward moments... For conversation starters... Throw out lines like:

    Sure wish I was In Hawaii right now.

    So this is April... At least... That's what the calender says.

    How long have you worked here?

    These drinks come in glasses way to small. Do you think it would be OK if I just carried around a bottle.

    So when is the baby due? Have you picked out names yet? Your not pregnant... I'm sorry about that. Can I get you a drink or something?

    Can I ask you something... what's your favorite vegetable? And it has to be green.

    Are those your real teeth?

    Do you ever have strange dreams about Bob Eubanks or Bob Barker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    This game was supposed to be my excuse to get out of my wife's work-related social event.



    Save me.
    Tell her that you have important moderating to do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Cant do it... Warm up your small talk...

    For the awkward moments... For conversation starters... Throw out lines like:

    Sure wish I was In Hawaii right now.

    So this is April... At least... That's what the calender says.

    How long have you worked here?

    These drinks come in glasses way to small. Do you think it would be OK if I just carried around a bottle.

    So when is the baby due? Have you picked out names yet? Your not pregnant... I'm sorry about that. Can I get you a drink or something?

    Can I ask you something... what's your favorite vegetable? And it has to be green.

    Are those your real teeth?

    Do you ever have strange dreams about Bob Eubanks or Bob Barker?
    You should be arrested for attempted murder of snepp, because his wife would likely kill him if he followed your advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Are you sure she knows it was canx? Better yet, are you sure she knows you know it was canx?

    She probably would have never never known, but I told her anyway.


    (I consider it a "purchase" of bonus points. The time will come where I cash in two or three times over.)
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Tell her that you have important moderating to do?
    I ended up getting ****-faced instead, does that count?


    (it took me like 3 minutes to type this post)
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Do you ever have strange dreams about Bob Eubanks or Bob Barker?
    Thoughts of Bob Barker send shivers down my spine.....
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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