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    Game Thread: Twins@Mariners 7/25 9:10PM

    Twins: SP Kevin Correia

    2B Dozier
    C Herrmann
    1B Morneau
    RF Doumit
    3B Plouffe
    LF Thomas
    DH Colabello
    CF Hicks
    SS Florimon

    Mariners: Iwakuma

    SS Miller
    2B Franklin
    LF Ibanez
    DH Morales
    3B Seager
    1B Smoak
    RF Saunders
    C Zunino
    CF Ackley

    Things to think about for tonight's game:

    1. Think about Chris Colabello... He is due for a big game. He's the guy on the roster who really needs to have a big game. Maybe not tonight but he needs one soon.

    2. Think Iwakuma... I discovered this guy... I had no idea who he was last year. I watched him throw a game and I said to myself... I don't care what his stats say... He can throw... I've said that about a lot of people and missed so I'm happy to say that I got it right on this guy... He's good.

    3. Think about the Seattle lineup... It's not like they are tearing the cover off the ball but the lineup is full of guys who were high rated prospects when younger... players who just haven't taken the next step... Smoak was supposed to be a superstar... So was Ackley. Its not like they haven't tried to build an offense.

    4. Think about the lateness of this thread... Sorry I was late to put it together. It's been a busy day at work.

    5. Think about ZZ Top... In 1975 they produced the Classic Tune "Tush"... In 1983 they produced the Classic Tune "Legs"... To keep things in order... In 1991... They should have come up with a song called "Feet"... They didn't.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    iwakuma. think we got a matricidal hitman on our hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckninetyone View Post
    iwakuma. think we got a matricidal hitman on our hands.
    I'd like that comment... If I understood it... Right over my head like I was Billy Barty.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    4. Think about the lateness of this thread... Sorry I was late to put it together. It's been a busy day at work.
    Work... Schmerk. Get your priorities together.

    On another note: The Twins will have their hands full the next few days with Iwakuma and King Felix.
    "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky'."
    Henry Jones, Sr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I'd like that comment... If I understood it... Right over my head like I was Billy Barty.
    I wonder if anyone on the planet earth has a tramp stamp tattoo of Billy Barty? Damn, that would be cool or something.
    "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky'."
    Henry Jones, Sr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Work... Schmerk. Get your priorities together.

    On another note: The Twins will have their hands full the next few days with Iwakuma and King Felix.
    Yeah I know... I have to get my priorities straight.

    1. Family
    2. Twins Daily
    3. Twins Baseball
    4. Baseball
    5. My Dodge Dart
    6. World Peace
    7. A Warm Shower
    8. HD TV
    9. Work
    10. Neil Young
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I'd like that comment... If I understood it... Right over my head like I was Billy Barty.
    buck made a fart joke in another game thread. I got that. The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    Is that JaMarcus Russell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    I wonder if anyone on the planet earth has a tramp stamp tattoo of Billy Barty? Damn, that would be cool or something.
    I went to the tattoo parlor... Sat down and asked him for tattoo of me.

    He said: where do you want it?

    I said: Make it actual size.

    It cost $180 dollars... I have a tattoo over my entire body and nobody can tell.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    buck made a fart joke in another game thread. I got that. The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.
    Maybe you should just go with it, whether or not you understand it.

    And the lips on your avatar are really freaky. I always think people look like their avatars. So I'm picturing you in real life wearing lipstick. But lipstick seems to be a theme around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    It cost $180 dollars... I have a tattoo over my entire body and nobody can tell.
    Still seems like a bargain

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    I always think people look like their avatars.
    'Tis true. I always picture you as a yellow Mini Cooper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post

    4. Think about the lateness of this thread... Sorry I was late to put it together. It's been a busy day at work.
    What do you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckninetyone View Post
    iwakuma. think we got a matricidal hitman on our hands.
    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    buck made a fart joke in another game thread. I got that. The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.
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    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    5. Think about ZZ Top... In 1975 they produced the Classic Tune "Tush"... In 1983 they produced the Classic Tune "Legs"... To keep things in order... In 1991... They should have come up with a song called "Feet"... They didn't.
    Followed by 1999's "Toes?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    The other 90% of what he says require a heavy dose of cough syrup to understand I think.
    I've tried that more than a handful of times. I am still drawing a blank.
    "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky'."
    Henry Jones, Sr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CairoCrown View Post
    'Tis true. I always picture you as a yellow Mini Cooper.
    It's not just yellow. The color is Interchange Yellow. It kinda changes hues in different light. Sometimes it looks greenish yellow, sometimes yellow yellow, sometimes golden. It's quite nice. As am I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    What do you do?
    I'm a Regional programmer for Clear Channel Radio.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I'm a Regional programmer for Clear Channel Radio.
    Tell Rockin' Rick and Trevor D that I said "Hi."

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