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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    , Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent .
    One of these things is not like the others...

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    Maybe we can trade Duensing for a half-dozen Foghat t-shirts.
    Jeezes man! Get a hold of yourself - be realistic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    One of these things is not like the others...
    The comma in front of Aerosmith?

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    Fog 'at?

    Now we can only get three Foghat t-shirts- trade him now!
    Fog is more of a Fug
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    One of these things is not like the others...
    What can I say, I had an obsession with Slow Ride through the Altecs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dog View Post
    Here comes Gardy to take Duensing out, hoping to trade him for one Foghat album, only slightly scratched.
    Fool for the City is probably too much to ask for.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    So a Fog is a Fug, But when Cockneys refer to "duggs" they don't mean dogs. What????

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    One of these things is not like the others...
    Uncle Ted has not shot Heroin into his eyeball.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Uncle Ted has not shot Heroin into his eyeball.
    Wimp.

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    Nice throw by Clete... Joe dropped it... Now Joe has to go home and explain what he did to his daughters.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Uncle Ted has not shot Heroin into his eyeball.

    Ted was my first concert, with The Scorpions opening. Stranglehold blew my little hazed out mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Nice throw by Clete... Joe dropped it... Now Joe has to go home and explain what he did to his daughters.
    I imagine if that was Doumit we'd hear more about it.

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    Carnac: "Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent."

    Ed: "Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent."

    //long pause, knowing looks and giggles from Johnny and Ed//

    Carnac: Name a 70's American rock band, British rock band, and child molesting draft dodger turned redneck chicken hawk rightwing loony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    Ted was my first concert, with The Scorpions opening. Stranglehold blew my little hazed out mind.
    Chiefs first concert was Danny and the Juniors.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Well... I stayed up to watch Joe homer for his daughters... He didnt do it... Now he's gotta go home and explain that to them as well.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Well... I stayed up to watch Joe homer for his daughters... He didnt do it... Now he's gotta go home and explain that to them as well.
    I have 3 of my own, so I know he will be explaining for the next 20 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Chiefs first concert was Danny and the Juniors.
    Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
    Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    All we need is 2 bloops and a blast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
    Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
    You were there too??

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    You haven't lived until you sit through a Raffi concert.

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