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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    Looks like an injured Dove of some kind.
    FSN broke MLB policy showing the bird on the field. Just like they shouldn't show fans running on the field.

    This Bird will only inspire more Birds.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    FSN broke MLB policy showing the bird on the field. Just like they shouldn't show fans running on the field.

    This Bird will only inspire more Birds.
    I miss the Kestrel.

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    I was a Deduno hater. Couldn't be happier to be proven wrong. I just hope this is sustainable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GCTF View Post
    Not sure but I think Colabello told us all where to go and how to get there.
    I don't think so... Italians usually make that gesture flicking fingers under the chin.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Shut up, Dick.
    Chris Hermann solves everything. hat tip to jokin

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    This ump loves that outside strike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    I miss the Kestrel.
    This is getting weird... After the Bird on Camera... Guess what song is in my head now.

    Yep... The Trashmen... Surfin Bird.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I don't think so... Italians usually make that gesture flicking fingers under the chin.
    They actually do, quite often. They also always sound like they are arguing with each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    I miss the Kestrel.
    That Dove will bring it back.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    I took ownership of an electric fence... twice!
    Yikes! I would post a picture of the aftermath of some unfortunate guy who decided to take a leak on an electric fence - but it would get me banned. Believe me, it is not pretty.
    "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky'."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    This is getting weird... After the Bird on Camera... Guess what song is in my head now.

    Yep... The Trashmen... Surfin Bird.
    Thanks man. Now I have Wind Beneath my Wings flying around in there.

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    Little things!
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    Gardy is gonna be pissed... No one covering 2nd.

    Mouth open... Mouth closed. Mix up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Yikes! I would post a picture of the aftermath of some unfortunate guy who decided to take a leak on an electric fence - but it would get me banned. Believe me, it is not pretty.
    Did he at least get any super powers out of the deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    This is getting weird... After the Bird on Camera... Guess what song is in my head now.

    Yep... The Trashmen... Surfin Bird.
    Someone will post the Peter Griffin version.
    Chris Hermann solves everything. hat tip to jokin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Yikes! I would post a picture of the aftermath of some unfortunate guy who decided to take a leak on an electric fence - but it would get me banned. Believe me, it is not pretty.
    Here's the deal... If you want to own something... You gotta man up.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    Did he at least get any super powers out of the deal?
    The ability not to be able to urinate.
    "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky'."
    Henry Jones, Sr.

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    I used to take second on walks a lot. It floored me how often nobody was around the base.

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    Jake Elmore at the plate:

    It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Here's the deal... If you want to own something... You gotta man up.
    There definitely won't be any man upping anymore, at least according to this photo of which I speak.
    "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky'."
    Henry Jones, Sr.

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