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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Here's the deal... If you want to own something... You gotta man up.
    I owned the hell out of that closet.

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    Season overer.
    Chris Hermann solves everything. hat tip to jokin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    The ability not to be able to urinate.
    Decreed as savior of the universe. Protector of Mankind. It's Urinary Retention Man!

    I'm submitting to Marvel right now.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Decreed as savior of the universe. Protector of Mankind. It's Urinary Retention Man!

    I'm submitting to Marvel right now.
    It probably looks like when, in a cartoon, a guy sticks his finger in a gun barrel prior to discharge.

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    I just realized we have a good chance at losing to the Astros.





    Holy crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    It probably looks like when, in a cartoon, a guy sticks his finger in a gun barrel prior to discharge.
    It's Chief... The Tucson crime fighter... He is Urinary Retention Man.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    It's Chief... The Tucson crime fighter... He is Urinary Retention Man.
    I don't know man...urinary retention in that heat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    It's Chief... The Tucson crime fighter... He is Urinary Retention Man.
    I wish I could be Urinary Retention Man at around 2 AM.
    Chris Hermann solves everything. hat tip to jokin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    I don't know man...urinary retention in that heat?
    Most super heroes have costumes, I am sure he has an air conditioned suit of armor or just wears spandex underwear. At the very least, he has an ice wrapped colostomy bag.
    We will rise from the killing floor... like a Matador.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GCTF View Post
    I wish I could be Urinary Retention Man at around 2 AM.
    I love this place. I laugh out loud every time I come here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Gardy is gonna be pissed... No one covering 2nd.

    Mouth open... Mouth closed. Mix up.
    Be nice if Dick, Bert or Roy would have a closed mouth from time to time.
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    image.jpg

    Snowden? Nyet... Never heard of him.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Most super heroes have costumes, I am sure he has an air conditioned suit of armor or just wears spandex underwear. At the very least, he has an ice wrapped colostomy bag.
    Wow! you just gave me an idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    Wow! you just gave me an idea.
    That's what I am here for.
    We will rise from the killing floor... like a Matador.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Most super heroes have costumes, I am sure he has an air conditioned suit of armor or just wears spandex underwear. At the very least, he has an ice wrapped colostomy bag.
    If Hammer or Snepp were here... They would have a costume designed and posted already.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    If Hammer or Snepp were here... They would have a costume designed and posted already.
    We will rise from the killing floor... like a Matador.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibby View Post
    Wow! you just gave me an idea.
    Gibby... You are a Chef and you were inspired by Ice Wrapped Colostomy Bag.


    What are you cooking up now?
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    I'm sure glad I'm not dealing with this yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    Its too bad ChiTown isn't here... She would find this educational.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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