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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post


    "You and your damned cybermetrics!"
    "Someday way in the #@$% future when we all have rocket cars and robot maids like that ugly garbage-truck-looking one in the Jetsons, somebody will make a robot umpire that can actually tell a *%(*^ ball from a %(*&^# strike and put your less-fat-than-mine @ss out of a job. Also, please eject me because I forgot to bring my Nexium to the park."
    Last edited by LaBombo; 09-11-2013 at 10:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    If I were the Twins, I would have the ushers hand out bobbleheads or something to every fan who is sufficiently loyal to still be in the stadium right now.
    It's not loyalty - they are just too drunk to find the exits. They will just discover it in the morning and try to remember buying it.

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    When you can clearly hear individual comments from the "crowd" on the TV broadcast, it's probably time to admit the game hasn't gone real well.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    15 run comeback here we come!

    "Mediocre breaking balls are a gift from God." - Kirby Puckett

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    *palm-in-face*



    What else can happen tonight?
    "Maybe you could go grab a bat and ball… and learn something. Maybe you will get it."
    - Strib commenter educating the elitists on the value of RBI's

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    How many insurance runs do the A's need tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    So when do we get to see the baking that jinxed us, ChiTown?
    Well ... you saw the one; here is the other, peanut butter brownies:
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    "Peace, love, dope! Now get the hell out!"
    Resistance is Sisyphusian!

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    Supposed to frost them, but I think I just might melt some chocolate and drizzle it over the top.
    "Peace, love, dope! Now get the hell out!"
    Resistance is Sisyphusian!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Well ... you saw the one; here is the other, peanut butter brownies:
    image.jpg
    I could use a "peanut butter brownie" or two right about now.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Well ... you saw the one; here is the other, peanut butter brownies:
    image.jpg
    Yum, I just snizzled my jizzle.
    I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Supposed to frost them, but I think I just might melt some chocolate and drizzle it over the top.
    They look good just the way they are. Now I am tempted to go to the local cupcake automated teller machine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Yum, I just snizzled my jizzle.
    Be polite when your mother is here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Be polite when your mother is here.
    Sorry Sir.
    I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snepp View Post
    *palm-in-face*



    What else can happen tonight?
    Day ain't over yet...

    Probably sounds far-fetched even for me, but I can imagine a meaningless 9th inning at bat so bad that casual Twins fan Adrian Peterson becomes disoriented, loses his balance, and re-injures his knee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Be polite when your mother is here.
    Well played sir. Well played.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Bad night for the Twins, but the game thread made it less unbearable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Day ain't over yet...

    Probably sounds far-fetched even for me, but I can imagine a meaningless 9th inning at bat so bad that casual Twins fan Adrian Peterson becomes disoriented, loses his balance, and re-injures his knee.
    Dude, don't even joke about that. How the heck are they supposed to go 7-9 without Petey?
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    When you can clearly hear individual comments from the "crowd" on the TV broadcast, it's probably time to admit the game hasn't gone real well.
    Thank God I'm not having a sensory issue and someone else noticed 'that guy'. Preliminary voice pattern analysis confirms my worst fear: it's the guy who does the voiceover in the Geico 'Hump day' commercial'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Sorry Sir.
    Don't apologize to him ... apologize to me!
    "Peace, love, dope! Now get the hell out!"
    Resistance is Sisyphusian!

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    How many insurance runs do the A's need tonight?
    Supposedly, someone asked the John D. Rockefeller "How much money is enough?" His alleged answer was, "One more dollar than I have."

    The A's are using the Rockefeller principle tonight.


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