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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Cooking? No Way... That outfit is more appropriate for Church or PTA meeting instead.
    Exactly. It's tasteless to wear that preparing food in the kitchen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Cooking? No Way... That outfit is more appropriate for Church or PTA meeting instead.
    Yes please.
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    Nice hat Chi town
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Um, yeah, okay ... but I wouldn't wear that outfit to bake in. Well, if I were baking my own skin in the sun, I would ... but not in the kitchen.
    The food would taste better (or at least my appetite would be greater) if she was wearing ONLY the hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
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    Best post of the night, so far!

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    The food would taste better (or at least my appetite would be greater) if she was wearing ONLY the hat.
    Um, yeah, no. Too many things can splatter to places you don't want to get splattered ... especially if cooking with hot oil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Cooking? No Way... That outfit is more appropriate for Church or PTA meeting instead.
    I wish I had gone to your school. Sign me up for your church.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Um, yeah, no. Too many things can splatter to places you don't want to get splattered ... especially if cooking with hot oil.
    Hot oil. That brings back fond memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    The food would taste better (or at least my appetite would be greater) if she was wearing ONLY the hat.
    Who could eat at a time like that... Besides George Costanza.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Exactly. It's tasteless to wear that preparing food in the kitchen.
    If only the things I prepared in the kitchen were tasteless. It would be a 100% improvement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Um, yeah, okay ... but I wouldn't wear that outfit to bake in. Well, if I were baking my own skin in the sun, I would ... but not in the kitchen.
    Mom, it has become apparent that your participation on this site is going to lead to you having a stalker or two. I think it will be a nice change of pace in your life to have a 38 year old son hangin' around the house. I'll protect you... just don't ask me to kill any yucky bugs.
    We will rise from the killing floor... like a Matador.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Exactly. It's tasteless to wear that preparing food in the kitchen.
    Are you talking about the hat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    Hot oil. That brings back fond memories.
    Hey Glunn! Bark seems to have hacked your account!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I wish I had gone to your school. Sign me up for your church.
    I wish I had gone to my school to... Maybe i'd understand the appropriate place for ellipses.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Mom, it has become apparent that your participation on this site is going to lead to you having a stalker or two. I think it will be a nice change of pace in your life to have a 38 year old son hangin' around the house. I'll protect you... just don't ask me to kill any yucky bugs.
    You're 38??? Oh goodness ... I was a hillbilly bride!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Mom, it has become apparent that your participation on this site is going to lead to you having a stalker or two. I think it will be a nice change of pace in your life to have a 38 year old son hangin' around the house. I'll protect you... just don't ask me to kill any yucky bugs.
    I would recommend a .38 instead of a 38 year old son... but given that she lives in Chicago, that might not work. Indiana is where to live.

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    That's my baby! Yay, Dozier!

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    Dozier doz it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diehardtwinsfan View Post
    I would recommend a .38 instead of a 38 year old son... but given that she lives in Chicago, that might not work. Indiana is where to live.
    huh? I can have a gun in Chicago. Lots of people do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diehardtwinsfan View Post
    I would recommend a .38 instead of a 38 year old son... but given that she lives in Chicago, that might not work. Indiana is where to live.
    Indiana Wants Me... Lord I can't go back there.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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