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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    You're 38??? Oh goodness ... I was a hillbilly bride!
    If you were born before 1970, you are older than my biological mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    huh? I can have a gun in Chicago. Lots of people do.
    Yeah Capone... Dillinger... Willie the Wimp.
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    Who could eat at a time like that... Besides George Costanza.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    If you were born before 1970, you are older than my biological mom.
    If you are 38 ... that means you were born in '75 ... uh ... i would guess your mom would have to be born prior to '55. The math doesn't add up here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    huh? I can have a gun in Chicago. Lots of people do.
    Yeah... Also Baby Face Nelson... Barack Obama... John Wayne Gacy... Bob Newhart... Sam Giancana and Dennis DeYoung.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    That's my baby! Yay, Dozier!
    That's Dozier? Glad I live in Indiana... and that my wife doesn't follow baseball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    If you were born before 1970, you are older than my biological mom.
    So if she was born in 1970 and you are 38, then you were born in 1975, so she was pretty young when you were born?

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    Quote Originally Posted by diehardtwinsfan View Post
    That's Dozier? Glad I live in Indiana... and that my wife doesn't follow baseball.
    Yeah ... isn't he beautiful! sigh!

    Where in IN? One of my nephews goes to school in Bloomington.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    If you are 38 ... that means you were born in '75 ... uh ... i would guess your mom would have to be born prior to '55. The math doesn't add up here.
    Why so serious? Yes, 1975. No, 1957.

    I was only Hillbillying around with you, but I like it, I need some discipline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    huh? I can have a gun in Chicago. Lots of people do.
    Yeah, you just cannot carry it anywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark's Lounge View Post
    Why so serious? Yes, 1975. No, 1957.

    I was only Hillbillying around with you, but I like it, I need some discipline.
    omg ... now that sounds like you are seriously in need of help.

    I'm really worried about you.

    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Indiana Wants Me... Lord I can't go back there.
    Why not? Something tells me there's a story here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    So if she was born in 1970 and you are 38, then you were born in 1975, so she was pretty young when you were born?
    I'd say something about Kentucky, but I think that's even disturbing for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diehardtwinsfan View Post
    Yeah, you just cannot carry it anywhere.
    They tried to make hand guns illegal. But that ended up going away. Well, seriously, some guy this summer tried to take a gun into a packed concert ... I mean, wtf ... no, I'd hope you can't carry it there with you. that's just ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    You're 38??? Oh goodness ... I was a hillbilly bride!
    Like you don't have some dirt on all of us by now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Like you don't have some dirt on all of us by now.
    Hey ... you guys create your own dirt with each and every game thread. I'm just facilitating.

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