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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    oh, who knows ... he may not call ... Well,, may not call again; I missed a call from him already but his message said he'd call again 'later.' In guy speak, I hope that means never.
    He will call again... He is still on the hunt.

    After he is done hunting... Is when saying he will and not calling happens.
    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

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    beam me up!
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    So Riverbrian -

    Was your wife impressed with the clarity of the photo?

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    Brian you can use this for my contact photo
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    Glunn and RB are making their way through the game thread. That should take them all of 5 seconds, combined.
    I am also working on my taxes, which is taking HOURS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldgoat_MN View Post
    So Riverbrian -

    Was your wife impressed with the clarity of the photo?
    Riverbrian: Honey... Old goat was wondering if you were impressed with the picture quality of the phone.

    Honey: you tell old goat... That I'm gonna take his phone and take a bunch of photos of hot men... See how he likes it.

    Riverbrian: it wasn't old goat who took the photo.

    Honey: oh... So you lied to me... It was you after all... Why couldn't you just say that...

    Riverbrian: no it wasn't old goat... It was...

    Honey: so this is why you wanted a smartphone... To put half naked women on it... Well enjoy your photo clarity... And when you look at that stuff... Think of me... Think of everything I do around here.

    Riverbrian: Hey now... I'm 48 years old... A phone call shouldn't cause this...

    Honey: 48 years old... 48 years old and you have a new toy.

    Riverbrian: OK... Is there anything you want me to clean... I could vacuum something right now.
    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Riverbrian: Honey... Old goat was wondering if you were impressed with the picture quality of the phone.
    ....
    Alas my friend, I'm so sorry I asked.
    *snicker*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Riverbrian: Honey... Old goat was wondering if you were impressed with the picture quality of the phone.

    Honey: you tell old goat... That I'm gonna take his phone and take a bunch of photos of hot men... See how he likes it.

    Riverbrian: it wasn't old goat who took the photo.

    Honey: oh... So you lied to me... It was you after all... Why couldn't you just say that...

    Riverbrian: no it wasn't old goat... It was...

    Honey: so this is why you wanted a smartphone... To put half naked women on it... Well enjoy your photo clarity... And when you look at that stuff... Think of me... Think of everything I do around here.

    Riverbrian: Hey now... I'm 48 years old... A phone call shouldn't cause this...

    Honey: 48 years old... 48 years old and you have a new toy.

    Riverbrian: OK... Is there anything you want me to clean... I could vacuum something right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    O
    A coworker took a photo with it and attached it to his contact. It was a picture of two girls in a bikini... He called me while I was mowing the lawn tonight.

    My wife answered the phone and saw the picture and she isn't happy with me. I didn't know it was there but this new phone sure shows the photo in full quality.
    I LOVE the idea of two girls sharing one bikini.

    There is a bikini store near my house. I like to window shop there, but not for the bikinis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Riverbrian: Honey... Old goat was wondering if you were impressed with the picture quality of the phone.

    Honey: you tell old goat... That I'm gonna take his phone and take a bunch of photos of hot men... See how he likes it.

    Riverbrian: it wasn't old goat who took the photo.

    Honey: oh... So you lied to me... It was you after all... Why couldn't you just say that...

    Riverbrian: no it wasn't old goat... It was...

    Honey: so this is why you wanted a smartphone... To put half naked women on it... Well enjoy your photo clarity... And when you look at that stuff... Think of me... Think of everything I do around here.

    Riverbrian: Hey now... I'm 48 years old... A phone call shouldn't cause this...

    Honey: 48 years old... 48 years old and you have a new toy.

    Riverbrian: OK... Is there anything you want me to clean... I could vacuum something right now.
    You may have to offer something more than vacuuming to get absolution here. Yes, the ultimate contrition -- you must offer to talk about feelings.

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    ChiTown has been on the phone a long time I hope she isn't trying to explain unwritten dating rules.
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    My wife is out of town but I am too tired to go to the living art gallery. Life is not fair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldgoat_MN View Post
    Alas my friend, I'm so sorry I asked.
    *snicker*
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    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    @Randball says:

    Wow. Justin Verlander has more Ks thru 3 innings than any Twins starter has in any full start this season.




    Color me really depressed -- for both the Twins' pitching and hitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    You may have to offer something more than vacuuming to get absolution here. Yes, the ultimate contrition -- you must offer to talk about feelings.
    “You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time...”

    -- Stephen Wright
    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Quote Originally Posted by JB_Iowa View Post
    @Randball says:

    Wow. Justin Verlander has more Ks thru 3 innings than any Twins starter has in any full start this season.




    Color me really depressed -- for both the Twins' pitching and hitting.
    Yeah... It's been a long year... Ain't it.
    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Hours needed to be spent on baserunning in ST2014?

    I can't count that high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    ChiTown has been on the phone a long time I hope she isn't trying to explain unwritten dating rules.
    She has been gone awhile... The call must have came.

    I'm betting that she will be going on a date with this guy sometime in the next week.
    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    She has been gone awhile... The call must have came.

    I'm betting that she will be going on a date with this guy sometime in the next week.
    I think you are right. Doesn't take long to say buzz off jerk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by glunn View Post
    I LOVE the idea of two girls sharing one bikini.

    There is a bikini store near my house. I like to window shop there, but not for the bikinis.
    Uh, you like looking at the mannequins in the window?
    "Peace, love, dope! Now get the hell out!"
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