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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    I volunteer to assist with post-surgical physical therapy.

    / i know, i know, get in line
    Is "Dolly Parton Surgery" some sort of enhancement or is it the plastic surgery on her face that makes her look like leather bucket seats with a painted on smile.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    That took me aback.

    anticipation_cat.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    Scherzer has give up six walks? I thought walks were bad. And six walks should be terrible. We should be driving in the walked batters and, like, ahead or something, shouldn't we?

    Oh, that's right, the Tigers pitchers possess the magical ability to make pitched balls miss bats. Twins having been paying to see that magic show all season.

    walk, SO, walk, walk, SO, SO.......works for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinsnorth49 View Post
    ChiTown, apparently your sister looks a bit like Jimmy Page
    Jimmy Page hears that a lot, about a lot of girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    Busted!
    Captain Buzzkill... To The Rescuuuuue!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Is "Dolly Parton Surgery" some sort of enhancement or is it the plastic surgery on her face that makes her look like leather bucket seats with a painted on smile.
    Yes.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    Is "Dolly Parton Surgery" some sort of enhancement or is it the plastic surgery on her face that makes her look like leather bucket seats with a painted on smile.
    Actually, I was hoping it was something more like this:

    sexy-doctor.jpg

    "You gotta help me, Doc."

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    Gardy's Managin'TM the bullpen tonight like he wants win #999 or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    That took me aback.

    anticipation_cat.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willihammer View Post
    noooooo.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    At least I stopped the ball but wasn't able to get the runner. And yeah, it did sting. My sister the doctor saw my leg a couple days after that and was a bit taken aback.
    Sis: Why are you limping?
    ChiTown: I got hit with a softball
    Sis: good thing I went to med school... let's take a look

    (ChiTown takes off pants revealing a large bruise on her thigh)

    Sis: (Screams) OH MY FLIPPING...
    ChiTown: What what? Is it that bad?
    Sis: It's fine... No Worries...
    ChiTown: Why are you crying.
    Sis: By next April you won't notice a thing.
    ChiTown: It's May... Now why are you crying. Tell me!!! Do I need to go the Emergency Room?
    Sis: it's too late for that! I'm sorry... I need a second.
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinsnorth49 View Post
    ChiTown, apparently your sister looks a bit like Jimmy Page
    And a bit like Plant too, right around the cleft chin. Smells like a ChiTown sister reunion tour. Is ChiTown sister Jonesy still alive too? Who's the drummer until animatronic Bonzo is up and running?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Actually, I was hoping it was something more like this:

    sexy-doctor.jpg

    "You gotta help me, Doc."
    ChiTowns Sister?
    A Skeleton walks into a bar and says... "Give me a beer... And a mop".

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    Quote Originally Posted by riverbrian View Post
    sis: Why are you limping?
    Chitown: I got hit with a softball
    sis: Good thing i went to med school... Let's take a look

    (chitown takes off pants revealing a large bruise on her thigh)

    sis: (screams) oh my flipping...
    Chitown: What what? Is it that bad?
    Sis: It's fine... No worries...
    Chitown: Why are you crying.
    Sis: By next april you won't notice a thing.
    Chitown: It's may... Now why are you crying. Tell me!!! Do i need to go the emergency room?
    Sis: It's too late for that! I'm sorry... I need a second. And you should get that bruise looked at too.
    ftfy.
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    Congrats to the Tigers. They build their team how I wish we did. Trade overrated prospects (note: I said overrated not Sano or Buxton) for superstars and sign complementary FA to build a powerhouse. Take notes, JR.

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    Cubs won we are only a game out of the 4th pick, looking at the bright side.
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    I just realized, if the Tigers are celebrating winning the Central, that means the Twins have been eliminated, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaBombo View Post
    And a bit like Plant too, right around the cleft chin. Smells like a ChiTown sister reunion tour. Is ChiTown sister Jonesy still alive too? Who's the drummer until animatronic Bonzo is up and running?

    How about Mick?...................ChiTown, any family resemblance?


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