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    Game Thread: Tigers@Twins 9/25 7:10PM

    Tigers: SP Max Scherzer

    Twins: SP Kevin Correia

    CF Presley
    2B Dozier
    3B Plouffe
    DH Doumit
    C Pinto
    1B Parmelee
    RF Herrmann
    LF Mastroianni
    SS Florimon

    Things to Think About:

    1. Think about Max Scherzer... 20-3 is a pretty good record. If he doesn't win the Cy Young Award this year... You might as well give Bobby McFerrin a Grammy for "Don't worry be Happy"

    2. Think about Clinching a division Title... The Tigers can clinch tonight with a win or Cleveland loss... They should be motivated for that... The Twins have to hang tough and "NOT ON MY TURF". Of course when the Twins say "Not on my Turf"... it doesn't sound like Clint Eastwood... It probably sounds more like Tina Fey.

    3. Think about the stars aligning... Scherzer Cy Young Award Winner and the Tigers a win from clinching... It sure seems like there isn't much sense in the Twins showing up tonight to play. Foregone conclusion it seems... Well... We've been here before and those foregone conclusions are never foregone in baseball.

    4. Think about 1,000 Wins... 2 more wins for Gardenhire to reach 1,000. 5 games left to play. This will be interesting.

    5. Think about the Mighty Pen... I don't write with a pen much anymore... I type with a lot of ellipses mainly. But when I write with a pen... I'm always aware of the old saying... "The Pen is mightier then the Sword". This is true... Especially if the Sword is really really small and the Pen has a very sharp tip.



    3. Think about
    "9. Lipstick"

    "How can Canada produce Tie Domi and not have a better military"?

    "I noticed while robbing the First State Bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it".

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    Brian I would like to state my sincere appreciation for all you do here!


    Now that BS is out of the way I can move on to some more nonsensical stuff.
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    Think about futility...

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    Quote Originally Posted by diehardtwinsfan View Post
    Think about futility...
    That's so Sisyphusian of you.
    "Peace, love, dope! Now get the hell out!"
    Resistance is Sisyphusian!

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    6. Think about the Swiss.....the Swiss think Americans have a poor work ethic and have too many holidays.....the guys and I work for the Swiss.....they pretend they pay us well and we pretend we're working.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    That's so Sisyphusian of you.
    sisyphus.gif

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    Twins magic number: one to clinch a tie for fourth place, two to take it outright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    Now that BS is out of the way I can move on to some more nonsensical stuff.
    Law enforcement backup has now arrived to assist Brian if any nonsensical stuff breaks out.

    / also tomfoolery, jackanapery, horseplay and shenanigans
    Last edited by ashburyjohn; 09-25-2013 at 06:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverbrian View Post
    5. Think about the Mighty Pen... I don't write with a pen much anymore... I type with a lot of ellipses mainly. But when I write with a pen... I'm always aware of the old saying... "The Pen is mightier then the Sword". This is true... Especially if the Sword is really really small and the Pen has a very sharp tip.
    It follows that a Picture of a Pen is mightier than 1000 Words about a Sword. I am not sure what the equivalence ratio is if instead you have 2000 Words, or only a Picture with the left half cut off or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiTownTwinsFan View Post
    That's so Sisyphusian of you.
    Show off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Law enforcement backup has now arrived to assist Brian if any nonsensical stuff breaks out.

    / also tomfoolery, jackanapery, horseplay and shenanigans
    Well that's sure to cause a brouhaha or two. Perhaps even a kerfufle.
    Every post is not every other post. - a wise man

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Well that's sure to cause a brouhaha or two. Perhaps even a kerfufle.
    Brouhaha? Ha ha ha.

    220px-FT_ndtcotms.jpg

    / edit - don't crush that bozo with a bus, we're all dwarves with pliers in two places at once!
    Last edited by ashburyjohn; 09-25-2013 at 07:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Law enforcement backup has now arrived to assist Brian if any nonsensical stuff breaks out.

    / also tomfoolery, jackanapery, horseplay and shenanigans
    This comment brought to you from the Rosedale Mall studio by Hamm's Beer, brewed in the land of sky blue waters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    You're in for zero hours, but we'll cut it in half for good behavior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    Brouhaha? Ha ha ha.

    220px-FT_ndtcotms.jpg

    / edit - don't crush that bozo with a bus, we're all dwarves with pliers in two places at once!
    Whew, for a second there I thought it said Carlos Danger.

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    Carlos Danger already got Nicked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashburyjohn View Post
    You're in for zero hours, but we'll cut it in half for good behavior.
    Talk to my lawyers!
    Dewey, Cheatum and Howe. LLC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Smith View Post
    Talk to my lawyers!
    Dewey, Cheatum and Howe. LLC
    Good luck with that. Our Guy has a perfect record when prosecuting cases:

    hamilton-burger.jpg

    (Admittedly, ofer-forever, but perfect is perfect.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFChief View Post
    Perhaps even a kerfufle.
    Surprise surprise surprise!

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