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Beat the caption I have provided below and DiamondCentric Apparel will provide the best one with a free t-shirt:


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"Hey Ron Coomer, GET OFF MY LAWN!"

I didn't have Boss Nass pegged as a Twins fan.

"I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?"

"Hey fatty, shut up and pass my beer down"

this is marney gellner without her make-up

"Why does it suddenly smell like 'All-Star First Baseman' over here?"

"Ain't seen a gopher that big wearing a suit since Ken Dodd"

"This man next to me is not and never was a baseball player. Do you guys think I'm an idiot?"

"Now to Ron to meet the Twins 28th round draft pick and newest pitching prospect, Finneus Mauer!"

"When I was with the Yankees....blah, blah, blah."

HE was a Yankee?

Originally Posted by Parker Hageman

Beat the caption I have provided below and DiamondCentric Apparel will provide the best one with a free t-shirt:


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"Hey Ron Coomer, GET OFF MY LAWN!"

Finally, someone else can listen to this guy talk about baseball.

Looks like the old man from "Up" finally made it to paradise

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